20 times Trump’s kids made complete asses of themselves in 2020

19. That time Eric came out on Fox News

While campaigning for his father in September, Eric Trump swung by Fox & Friends to pander to LGBTQ voters by saying that he, too, is a “part of” the LGBTQ community. Afterwards, he had to issue a statement saying that he misspoke, that he’s not gay or bisexual, and that he’s “happily married to my wife, Lara.”

Related: So Eric Trump came out on Fox News this morning and everyone’s like “Um… what?”

18. That time Ivanka posed with a can of Goya beans

Who can forget Ivanka’s infamous Goya photo shoot in July? The first daughter gave a big middle finger to federal ethics rules when she tweeted a picture of herself holding a can of beans along with the caption, “If it’s Goya, it has to be good. Si es Goya, tiene que ser bueno” after the company’s CEO endorsed her dad’s reelection campaign.

Related: Ivanka’s embarrassing Goya bean photo op inspires memes and a potential ethics investigation

17. That time Lara warned TV viewers about dead people and $12 Gucci wallets

In November, Donald Trump’s daughter-in-law went on Fox News to say 74 million voters “do not feel” Joe Biden should be president, therefore Donald Trump should remain in power. (Never mind the fact 80 million people cast their ballots for Biden). She also made false claims about “dead people voting” before muttering some nonsense about “$12 Gucci wallets on the street.”

Related: Lara Trump says lots of people “do not feel” Biden won, so he shouldn’t get to be the winner

16. That time Don Jr. denied being coked out of his mind during his RNC speech

After appearing sweaty and glossy-eyed at the Republican National Convention in August, the president’s eldest son was asked point blank on Fox & Friends whether he had snorted a line of cocaine prior to taking the stage. He blamed his sweaty appearance on “something with the lighting” then called the accusations of drug use “ridiculous.”

Related: “Many people” believe Don Jr. was coked out of his mind during last night’s RNC speech

15. That time Ivanka brought a $1500 purse to a civilian tear-gassing

Perhaps one of the most shameful events of Trump’s entire presidency was that dark day in June when he had peaceful protestors who were gathered outside the White House shot with rubber bullets and tear-gassed so he could walk across the street and take a photo holding an upside down Bible. Standing nearby was Ivanka, who allegedly planned the whole thing and carried the Bible in her $1,540 Max Mara handbag.

Related: Ivanka brought a $1,500 purse to Monday’s tear-gassing and now its designer is facing a boycott

14. That time Eric Trump begged Minnesotans to vote for his dad… one week after the election

Six days after the polls closed in November, Eric tweeted an urgent rallying cry to voters in Minnesota, imploring them to get out and vote for his dad. The embarrassing tweet mysteriously vanished from his Twitter page within an hour, but not before someone took a screen grab for posterity.

Related: Eric Trump urges Minnesotans to get out and vote for his dad… one week after the polls closed

13. That time Kimberly Guilfoyle offered lap dances and hot tub parties to high profile Trump donors (allegedly)

Don Jr.’s girlfriend, who served as the Trump campaign’s fundraising chair, was accused of offering lap dances and hot tub parties, as well as exhibiting other sexually aggressive behavior, at a fundraiser, leaving many in the audience “horrified.” She was also accused of  underperforming when it came to meeting her fundraising goals. We wonder if the two things could be related?

Related: “HR nightmare” Kimberly Guilfoyle allegedly offered lap dances and hot tub parties to Trump donors

12. That time Ivanka told millions of unemployed Americans to stop feeling sorry for themselves and #FindSomethingNew!

After her father killed the economy with his botched handling of the coronavirus pandemic, Ivanka launched the “Find Something New” initiative in July which encouraged laid off Americans to get up off their asses, stop feeling sorry for themselves, and find new jobs! The only problem was… there were (and still are) no jobs.

Related: Ivanka launches #FindSomethingNew effort to inspire unemployed Americans to find jobs that don’t exist

11. That time Tiffany said her dad was basically God

During her RNC speech in August, Tiffany rambled for six uninspiring minutes about how great her dad was, calling him “a gift from God” to Americans, who possesses the heavenly father’s “unstoppable spirit”, and whose “uncompromising heart” will free those who have become “mentally enslaved” by Democrats, and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

Related: In a desperate attempt to reach her father, Tiffany Trump compares him to God during her RNC speech

10. That time Don Jr. got COVID and posted a fart video from quarantine

After testing positive for coronavirus at the end of November, Don Jr. spent two weeks holed up at his cabin in upstate New York where he passed the time by writing paranoid tweets about Republican imposters, Chinese communist propaganda, and something about burning down houses on Thanksgiving. But the worst was when he shared a fart video to his Instagram page along with the caption, “Now youse can’t leave!!!”

Related: Don Jr., infected with coronavirus, posts totally unnecessary fart video from quarantine

9. That time Ivanka wished the wrong Tiffany Trump a happy birthday on Twitter

Ivanka did the bare minimum required of her when she tweeted a happy birthday message to Tiffany, along with an unflattering photo of her younger sister, in October. Unfortunately, she messed up and tagged the wrong Tiffany, instead sending the greeting to a bot account with 717 followers. After being alerted to the error, Ivanka never bothered correcting it.

Related: Ivanka wishes her sister Tiffany a happy birthday on Twitter… but tags the wrong Tiffany

8. That time Eric urged people to call a fake number to report fake election fraud

After it was clear his father was going to lose the election, Eric implored his Twitter followers to call 888-503-3526 and report any suspected election fraud. But if a person actually dialed the number, nobody answered. Instead, callers were treated to a 16-minute loop of some of Donald Trump’s greatest 2016 campaign speeches before the call abruptly ended. The line was eventually disconnected, though Eric’s urgent tweet remains up.

Related: Eric Trump is absolutely losing it on Twitter, urges people to call a fake number to report fraud

7. That time Tiffany pretended she was a Sunday school teacher

In August, the lovechild of a godless reality star and his second wife, who he met while cheating on his first wife (and later cheated on with his third wife), took to Twitter to school Joe Biden, a lifelong Catholic and public servant who’s been happily married to the same woman for over 40 years, about God. Needless to say, the tweet did land well.

Related: This tweet from Tiffany Trump may explain why her dad wants absolutely nothing to do with her

6. That time Lara got fact checked live on Fox News then said the facts she was checked with weren’t really facts even though they were

The internet shared a collective eye roll when Trump’s daughter-in-law went on Fox News at the end of November to say she was absolutely certain her father-in-law would be declared the winner of the 2020 election and Martha MacCallum had to tell her that no, actually, he would not, Joe Biden won, the results had been certified, it was done, and even Geraldo Rivera agreed. (You know it’s bad when Geraldo Rivera is considered the voice of reason.)

Related: Lara Trump gets reality checked on live TV after falsely claiming the election is “far from over”

5. That time Jared flew on a commercial flight… without a mask… during a global pandemic

In August, Ivanka tweeted a video of her husband flying on a commercial airplane from Israel to the United Arab Emirates without a mask. Israel and the United Arab Emirates hadn’t been on friendly terms for decades, and the first-ever commercial flight between the two nations was definitely a mark of progress. Unfortunately, the significance was completely lost on Ivanka, who reduced the moment down to a silly cellphone video of her superrich husband doing something toooootally wild and crazy… flying commercial!

Without a mask.

During a global pandemic.

Related: Ivanka tweeted a video of Jared on a commercial flight and, of course, he’s not wearing a mask

4. That time Tiffany made four secret service members take her shopping in the middle of a local coronavirus outbreak

Just as 130 Secret Service officers had to go into quarantine after being exposed to and/or testing positive for coronavirus following multiple MAGA rallies, Tiffany decided she wanted to go shopping in Palm Beach. So she made four agents follow her around all afternoon, going from store to store, at the exact same time the area was seeing a record-breaking spike in new COVID infections.

Related: Tiffany Trump dragged for going on shopping spree while 130 secret service agents are quarantined

3. That time Kimberly Guilfoyle nuzzled Matt Gaetz in her bosom

Nobody asked to see Kimberly Guifoyle nuzzle Rep. Matt Gaetz in her bosom, but we were all forced to look when Gaetz posted a photo of the act that cannot be unseen to his Instagram page in October along with the caption, “I will never take a cooler picture than this.”

Related: People are seriously creeped by this weird photo of Matt Gaetz nestling Kimberly Guilfoyle’s bosom

2. That time Don Jr. said there were 9,276 genders

Don Jr. gave a speech to a roomful of 800 mostly maskless people in Michigan, during which he claimed there are “9,276 genders,” so many that he couldn’t possibly list them all, with new ones being invented every single day. Later, laughing at his own joke, he said he was “so good” that he could “hardly stand myself.” Har, har, har. It was almost as funny as the fart video. Almost.

Related: Don Jr. mocks transgender people in stump speech; trashes Dems for supporting queer rights