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2017 is already looking up: Here’s a sassy recorder arrangement of Britney Spears’ “Toxic”

Having an aggravating day? Let this musical recommendation from your good pals at Queerty soothe you.

The fine people at omgblog have unearthed this truly otherworldly recorder version of Britney Spears “Toxic,” an utterly soul-bending exercise in unstoppered irritation that will prove the perfect soundtrack for smashing up your home, being audited, going out on a killing spree, or setting yourself on fire on the 405.

Related: Does This Look Like Britney Spears To You? Lifetime Desperately Hopes You Say Yes.

It comes from the clearly self-aware Shittyflute YouTube channel, which also includes an execrable recorder cover of a-ha’s “Take On Me,” a sick-making rendition of Wham’s “Last Christmas,” and a version of Taylor Swift’s “Shake It Off”  that’s admirably execrable.

Here’s “Toxic.”

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