In the past, we’ve done roundups of tweets about gay people being addicted to iced coffee, gay people being unable to sit properly, and gay people walking fast. This week we thought we’d tackle the stereotype about gay people being bad at math.
So without any further ado…
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i'm gay, I can't do math https://t.co/gi9hJ6853x
— ? Actual Real Life Not A Catfish Streamer Doll ? (@NickNMedia) September 25, 2019
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no gay has all 5
– math skills
– a driving license
– money
– an emotionally stable father
– a crush who loves them back— alyssa (@yourholygaymom) October 7, 2019
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My last gay brain cell trying to do math pic.twitter.com/Li7A7QYHlk
— Don?? (@_idon96_) August 26, 2019
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I found a smart ass gay kid in my math class, might have to flirt my way into this A
— YD4Hunnitt (@yungdrew05) August 19, 2019
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1+1=6Tops #gaymath #whatthefuck pic.twitter.com/FXR0SM4T10
— sso??o?np?o??? ????u ? (@hummusexualnick) October 16, 2019
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the universe knew the gays would be too powerful if they could do math
— al? (@gaynthey) August 12, 2019
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me n the other gay third grader leaving math class for speech therapy to work on our Rs and SHs pic.twitter.com/pHysCtyFgA
— cristina (@cristiniebeanie) October 16, 2019
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OK MATH IS GAY BECAUSE IT HAD HETRO S*X WITH READING AND ALGEBRA WAS BORN AND MATH DETERMINED THAT IT WILL TAKE CARE OF ALGEBRA BUT LOWKEY THINKS ALGEBRA IS A DISAPPOINTMENT AND NOW MATH ONLY SUCKS D*CK
— Spoopy Cay ? wants to cuddle their s/o ? (@imahoomanbeaan) October 18, 2019
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gays getting their only friend who can do math to figure out the brunch bill: pic.twitter.com/p5PrV8E2Tj
— Anthony Oliveira (@meakoopa) October 1, 2019
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Star: Hey did you know that 1 out of 3 people are gay?
Luna: Well, I'm definitely gay
Sunny: I'm gay too
Star: Me three
Cirno: Huh, and people said *I* was bad at math
— Incorrect Touhou Quotes (@incorrect2hu) October 19, 2019
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I hate that all the jokes gays make about ourselves are that we’re so fucking useless. like gays can’t drive? gays can’t do math? speak for yourself ms. negativity!!! i can drive!!! i’m great at math!!!! the only thing i can’t do is love or be loved by others
— check it out im Gayfee (@gayfeeshow) August 20, 2019
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Yes, I’m gay. Yes, I’m a math major. We exist. pic.twitter.com/01uz6QbY1O
— Kevan (@notkev_) September 10, 2019
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"gays can do math" factoid actualy just statistical error. average gay can't do any math. fire emblem gays, who live in a cave and do over 10,000 maths a day, are outliers adn should not have been counted
— beast boy ? on semi-hiatus (@losebetter) September 18, 2019
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2 bottoms make a top, gay math… duh?
— (J)ay???? (@_jacobjerome) October 21, 2019
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if you can’t do math and you sat in class and drew on your paper you’re gay now
— addelin (@crushculturedjh) September 9, 2019
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not to be gay but this is literally how bad at math i am pic.twitter.com/nRfe8piLf1
— heize’s lesbian gf (@sapphicsjin) October 8, 2019
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how to be gay 101:
– be gay
– can't math
– asjsjsksj
– can't sit correctly
– be gay
– yes— kenzie ? (@bisexualspies) October 11, 2019
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gays can’t do math https://t.co/Pnu2fkJRx9
— innuendo enthusiast (@soIomercury) September 5, 2019
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in the gay community i’m what the call a “math queen” cuz i’m one of those gays who’s always talking about how 588 is 60% of 980
— charlie (@chunkbardey) July 25, 2019
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he’s gay he can’t do math pic.twitter.com/6CaeQD9URo
— ??? ? {nakamoto yuta luvr} (@sspookywolfhard) October 24, 2019
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Anytime someone new asks me if I want to play a tabletop game I have to fight down my first instinct to warn them that I’m gay and can’t do math.
— Arkady (@arkadycosplay) September 24, 2019
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And people say gays cant do math pic.twitter.com/YDCe7EAq31
— Felix (@s3xyFelix) October 23, 2019
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everyone talks about how gays can’t drive, do math or sit, but what about the gays who can’t walk correctly?
— jordan (@goldstarparr) October 13, 2019
Related: 30 highly relatable tweets about being gay in your 30s
ingyaom
“22 tweets on why are gay people are so bad at math … and can’t write headlines”
sanfranca1
This is soooo lame.
winemaker
What a bunch of pure BULLS**T, period! What relevance does sexual orientation have to do with mathematical abilities? Evidently this guy’s got too damned much free time on their hands. really idiotic article. Come on Queerty, you can do much better in screening topics and articles to print this BUPKUS BS
Heywood Jablowme
Another gay “stereotype” that I never even heard of before. And yeah, yeah, Graham, the headline says “22” and you only put 21 in the list. Hilarious.
I’m sure all the gay waiters are good at math… especially if someone is bad at tipping!
Anyway, everyone has a calculator on their phone now, so when does “bad at math” even come up?
barkomatic
I never heard of this either – though I’m gay and I did have to take remedial math in college.
DarkZephyr
Ha, so did I. That was so embarrassing. lol
darkanser
I NEVER heard of this stereotype either. And personally I’ve always excelled at math. Despite my having a degree in English, I’m currently working as an auditor — with a penchant for creating Excel spreadsheets.
DarkZephyr
I wasn’t aware of this one but it explains so much. lol (I have always sucked at math).
BigFloridaBear
I pray they didn’t pay you to write this.
Kangol2
The ghost of Alan Turing isn’t going to like this nonsense, Queerty.
darkanser
Good one……LOL…..Bravo….;-)
wikidBSTN
🙂 Wish I thought of that!
mossolbtraf
Yes, I hate myself for clicking the link, and reading this drivel. Please rename this “Queerty Click-bait Email”. There is rarely any “news” in these “letters”.
PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS
More internalized homophobia from a truly disturbed Dbag. ..
Graham, you continue to post these noxious threads that seem to indicate our community is less than and can’t perform simple tasks as well as straight people.