When you’re attracted to opposite-sex couples—or co-stars, or siblings, or any other pairing—to whom do you say “bi”? That’s the dilemma—or bi-lemma, we should say—facing the bisexual Twitter users whose tweets you see below.
Of course, when it’s a couple you’re crushing on, there’s always the possibility of being the “unicorn” in a threesome.
When a Twitter user asked others which past or present celebrity couple they’d be unicorn-hunted by, commenters responded with lust for Lisa Bonet and Jason Momoa, River Butcher and Cameron Esposito, Idris Elba and Sabrina Dhowre Elba, Maggie Gyllenhaal and Peter Sarsgaard, Chris Evans and Jenny Slate, Freddie Prinze Jr. and Sarah Michelle Gellar, and good ol’ R.Pattz and K.Stew (a.k.a. Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart).
But more often than not, “bisexual culture” is being torn between two people in a pair, based on the tweets you see here.
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bisexual culture is being attracted to both joe and sophie jonas pic.twitter.com/Zx08Dj7bCx
— ?jacob (@prismaticjonas) July 11, 2020
bisexual culture is not knowing if i’m more attracted to thomas doherty or megan fox pic.twitter.com/pNrrZa3wWC
— mia (@goldnthomas) September 10, 2021
bisexual culture is having a crush on both of them pic.twitter.com/hkOAt6u0C3
— manon ? | fan acc (@grantsdanvers) September 10, 2020
bisexual culture is being in love with both jessica chastain and james mcavoy. pic.twitter.com/SSWTphgm0T
— rach (@kenobisith) October 25, 2019
bisexual culture is crushing on the three of them when this scene comes on 911 mv. pic.twitter.com/jJYXV1E0wU
— j (@HailTricon) September 19, 2020
bisexual culture is having a crush on halsey and her brother sevian pic.twitter.com/qAaa6eif4K
— k ? (@katesinterlude) December 18, 2020
bisexual culture is being in love with julia and dylan o'brien at the same time pic.twitter.com/kRqZLA4ib0
— lele (@moviedob826) January 1, 2021
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True bisexual culture is being attracted to both of these ppl when you first watched atlantis pic.twitter.com/3gdRXOUv7W
— ?Caleb ? (@sethpuertoluna) December 21, 2019
bisexual culture is when you're attracted to both of them pic.twitter.com/W8PuQYBJ0V
— sad girl autumn? (@taylorxversion) May 8, 2021
bisexual culture is not knowing if you want to be gigi or zayn in this situation pic.twitter.com/g2m393uQ7G
— erin (@stiIlhoran) August 1, 2020
bisexual culture is simping over danielle and calahan at the same time and i think that’s really hot pic.twitter.com/Grpdlb21EE
— julie (@noraacharlie) April 14, 2021
bisexual culture is watching the señorita music video and not knowing who's hotter: shawn or camila #SenoritaOutNow pic.twitter.com/Yy6QOu91eC
— bebi (@CCARSTAlRS) June 21, 2019
bisexual culture is having a crush on both of them pic.twitter.com/aMq3pish6N
— cara (@hcrrorpop) December 21, 2019
Bisexual culture is crying over Kat and Harry in a suit. pic.twitter.com/1SP6dmFnlE
— Alex (@tremendousexile) August 30, 2018
bisexual culture is crushing on both mikasa and jean pic.twitter.com/6bjENmrANH
— daily jeankasa (@dailyjeankasa) April 28, 2022
bisexual culture is being in love with both ginny goodwin and josh dallas pic.twitter.com/b1Or09xu60
— ???? ????? ??? (@hollysparrilla) March 27, 2019
Bisexual culture is having a crush on both Robin and Steve #StrangersThings3 pic.twitter.com/CGfepyZ0y2
— kylee (@caslovesassbutt) July 5, 2019
bisexual culture is not knowing whether you’re jealous of isuzu or hatsuharu pic.twitter.com/clOzDkbaVb
— maia is leaving twt (@vaioIetto) July 5, 2021
bisexual culture is being in love with dove cameron and jacob elordi at same time #metgala pic.twitter.com/62YCfScGj0
— gle is a bad idea (@rottendove) May 3, 2022
bisexual culture is not knowing which one you’re more inlove with. pic.twitter.com/e5OjkHD3qq
— ????*???. ?:?? (@boylondxn) December 11, 2018
“Bisexual culture is having had a crush on Max *and* Allison.” — @MaraWilson pic.twitter.com/1N92gDPU2e
— You Are Good (@youaregoodpod) October 27, 2021
bisexual culture is having a crush on both of them pic.twitter.com/4ApA643BUr
— annie semi ia (@piratekinghwax) October 23, 2022
Bisexual culture is thirsting over both of them pic.twitter.com/1sssLJcfip
— Effy ? (@najwamoremio) April 3, 2021
bisexual culture is having a crush on these two pic.twitter.com/FnqsBnll6d
— gely ? (@mischiefstan) June 3, 2019
Related: Bisexual guy wonders if he’s gay or just experiencing a ‘bi-cycle’
bisexual culture is having a crush on all three of them pic.twitter.com/wmUfrt1Meu
— coraline ??? (@simplyidyllic) October 10, 2020
bisexual culture is not knowing which hood sibling ur more attracted to pic.twitter.com/wlhzQ3bp4A
— pocket gremlin (@Iovegraves) August 8, 2018
bisexual culture is trying to figure out which parent in The Parent Trap you’re more jealous of pic.twitter.com/ln8l0NkbSG
— anthony amorim (@AnthonyAmorim) May 22, 2020
bisexual culture is not knowing who you wanna be in this video pic.twitter.com/4OkzFWOiqd
— Nonie (@swanstrash) July 30, 2019
Bisexual culture is being attracted to everyone in this music video pic.twitter.com/9YE54PF7e2
— Paula (@HARRIESCHERRYS) October 11, 2019
bisexual culture is having a crush on the whole sense8 cast tbh https://t.co/qUOqha5yre
— ju (@bagarretoi) December 15, 2018
thisisnotreal
ok im not even bisexual (im gay) and this article irritates me. this whole article and all of the tweets from supposedly bisexual people basically just reads as one big problematic biphobic mess. ive known plenty of bisexuals in my life and none of them ever had any issues with “deciding” which person in a mash up to crush on or pursue romantically/sexually. its 2022 for gods sake, can we PLEASE stop furthering this narrative that bisexuals are indecisive, or greedy and just want everyone, or cant make up their minds about whether they are actually gay or straight, or that they are serial cheaters because they always want the grass on the other side of the fence no matter what side they are on, etc etc. seriously just stop it, these people get enough ish from the straight world like the rest of us do, without having to deal with bigotry and ignorance from OUR community as well. bisexuals are no more likely to be cheaters, indecisive, greedy, sleep around, or just generally unhappy with one person at a time than any of the rest of us gays and lesbians are. articles like this dont help either, cuz it just takes internalized and externalized biphobia and packages it as quirky and “relatable” memes or tweets. spoiler alert…biphobia is still biphobia, and ignorance is still ignorance, even if you slap a funny meme or tweet on it.
thebaddestbabby
this article — but really the tweets in it — irritates me for a much simpler reason: they provide an elementary definition of bisexuality but present it as an insight
Imagine posting a picture of a hot guy and being like, “gay culture is being attracted to him.” Um, yeah, you don’t say, queen! Call the nobel prize committee or the macarthur genius grant people…
Meanwhile bisexuals invent a whole persecution complex just so they can use a basic definition of bisexuality as a “dilemma” that *proves* how *sob* hard *sob* it is to be *sob* attracted to multiple people at once.
WELL GUESS WHAT! The hardest thing about being bisexual is negotiating two different standards for sexual promiscuity, one for boys and one for girls. And if women think you as a man are slutty for having slept with a bunch of men, well, that’s a problem caused ultimately by internalized misogyny and not by “biphobia”