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30 tweets about bad gay drivers that resonate very deeply with us

There is a longstanding stereotype that LGBTQ people can’t drive. Or rather, they can drive, just not very well.

Some believe it may have to do with the fact that so many gay people migrate from small towns to big cities, where having a car isn’t as necessary, so they never properly develop good driving habits.

Others say it’s because they’re psychologically programmed to always be trying to outrun bullies.

Last year, Mathew Rodriguez at Into published an article about self-driving cars being a major win for gay rights.

“Gays not being able to operate a motor vehicle may be a problem of the past,” Rodriguez wrote, citing a recently-released study in the Annals of Tourism Research that found self-driving cars would soon be taking over the roadways. “I’m talking, of course, about driverless cars.”

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