5. Brooke Candy
Who She Is: The former stripper and club kid daughter of Hustler‘s CFO permanently dressed like a sci-fi villainness, Brooke Candy rose to stardom when she guest rapped on Grimes’ track “Genesis.” But this long-nailed space goddess is now releasing tracks of her own. When asked if she is gay, she retorts nastily, saying that she’s “whatever,” which is pretty much the perfect answer to such a gauche question. It’s no surprise that Candy claims that the current generation of shock-pop stars have ripped off her style.
What She’s Up to Now: Lady Candy has been approached by four major record labels but currently remains unsigned. She’ll be guest rapping on Kylie Minogue’s upcoming 2013 album.
Choice Lyric: “It ain’t your business who I’m fucking with / A dude could fuck three bitches and they’d say that he’s the man / But I get it in with twins, she’s a whore / That’s what they say / It’s time to take the word back, ‘slut’ is now a compliment / A sexy ass female who running shit and confident.”