Maybe you’ve heard about the study that says that lezmos (that’s lesbian moms, in case you forgot) raise much more well-adjusted kids than the hyperactive deviants of straight couples? We’re all for pro-gay parental studies, especially since that we hear that “every child deserves a mother and a father” crap whenever some bigot wants to shaft gay families. But in all the celebrating, few have asked why the lezmos in this study ended up with such well-adjusted kids. It could be because the lezmos in question averaged around age 35. Or because of that shadowy “homosexual agenda”! We did some digging and found five possible explanations why Heather is better off with two mommies than with Britney Spears and Kevin Federline.