He scored 100 percent with his World Cup predictions, correctly guessing eight out of eight of the final games. But what else can Paul The Octopus, who calls a German aquarium home, be used for?
Before he officially retires, I want to see glass blocks put in Paul’s tank that’ll show whether:
• Argentina will legalize same-sex marriage
• The Justice Department will appeal Boston’s DOMA ruling
• Judge Vaughn Walker will strike down Prop 8
• Congress will repeal DADT by Christmas
• Rep. Aaron Schock has ever, even once, played for our team
Mike L.
Seems like a very reasonable request đ
PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS
In the “gee what a suprise file”, it seems muslim clerics have issued a fatwa against an octoups for “assumning god like declarations”……………
CHIP1218
They also issued a fatwa against those vuvuzelas, at least against the use of them in their own countries.
Michael in Toronto
⢠The Republicans will be back in power (God forbid)
tjr101
Will Sarah Palin be the next president? So I can make the most of the last days of freedom from theocratic authority.
JohnnyTrue
I have one – did my ex cheat on me like I suspected? I don’t care if it was 8 years ago, I need to know (btw – joking – sorta).
Sceth
@JohnnyTrue: You’ll be a happier man if you let it go.
Jeffreee
Here’s a good one: when & where was I born?
Ok: that’s two. I’m greedy like that
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Syl
What if the answers aren’t good? Paul doesn’t control the future, he just tells it like it is.