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5 Ways China’s ‘No-Sissies’ Elementary School Could Awesomize The World!!!1!

Finally, a Chinese elementary school has gotten tired of boys who skip rope and cry when yelled at and have started a program that will encourage the little sissies to act like real men. Now hairless young boys with the bodies of Michael Jackson will enjoy manly treasures like fighting and vomit instead of womanly crap like “feelings” and art. Of course, a bunch of queers are crying over how much it’ll mess up those little dudes, but all those queers are FAGZ!!! On the contrary, if China plays their knives right (because cards are a woman’s game), there are at least five ways this new generation of mega-manly Chinese stallions could lead their country into the world-stomping global superpower they totally deserve to be. Are you prepared for the Dude World Order? No, no you are not.

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  • James in MTL

    wow what a ridiculously ignorant, borderline racist, useless article. Rather than address an issue in depth, maybe offering some kind of insightful criticism, acknowledging ways in which queer forces are working AGAINST misogyny in China, you pander to hackneyed stereotypes about Chinese culture and portray the really serious (and increasingly relevant) way China views gender and sexuality as a means to a cheap, glib joke.

    I usually don’t bother trying to criticize Queerty, but seriously? Footbinding? Do you know anything about Chinese culture besides what you saw in Rush Hour 2?


    Interesting country would do so much to prevent those damm Gays, where there is a one child per family rule fairly strictly enforced (except in the farming districts where they need additional hands for helping in the fields). Which leads to the killing and or abandoning of lots of female babies which results in a mostly male population kinda seems like it may produce lots of those damm Gays!!!

  • Bob

    Little people with little minds!

  • Random Rashes

    It seems to me in the first photo that they’re in fisting class, but the technique leaves much to be desired.

  • :)

    Hopefully this leads to a homofascist utopia.

    Also, the fist logo with “hope 5” written in it was taken from a hacker convention held in 2004.

  • Jerrold

    Are we prepared for the dude world order? Seriously?

    We ARE the Dude World Order.

    On the serious side of things, I think that it is no surprise China thinks this way (that is in no way a knock on the Chinese people, who I respect, but a statement about the government in China). Intellectual isolation creates voids in logic. If A=B whatever C is should equal D?

  • ossurworld

    Prepare for a generation of tough-guy leather queers.

  • Diya

    James in MTL – what do you expect from Queerty writers? They’re failed journalists who couldn’t get real media jobs and thus spend their days providing bitchy commentary on news items. Their sarcasm isn’t even funny.

    Working at a gay blog is like being transferred to Siberia.

  • hephaestion

    This reminds me of when I was growing up in 1950’s Georgia and we were forced to read from the Bible and pray every morning…
    Naturally ALL the kids mocked the religious crap and threw spit balls throughout it. Actually that’s not true: ONE child dutifully stayed quiet and listened to the prayer & Bible recitation. That one child was me, who turned out to become gay and anti-religious.

    Sometimes kids do the opposite of what they’re taught. Could that happen in China?

  • Jimmi

    FAIL. Wow! You guys know nothing about Chinese Culture and boy, does it show! You might want to read about Modern China before you speak at length on it.

  • Dan

    China is full of cowards – 1.225 BILLION people let the communist party (which numbers only 75 million) to control them – a BILLION+ cringing and bowing to 75 million. That BILLION+ cannot even stand up for their own human rights. That is pathetically sad and disturbing.

  • :)

    Dude World Order.

    We shall rewrite history, history filled and debased with your heterosexual lies and distortions. We shall portray the homosexuality of the great leaders and thinkers who have shaped the world. We will demonstrate that homosexuality and intelligence and imagination are inextricably linked, and that homosexuality is a requirement for true nobility, true beauty in a man.

    We shall be victorious because we are fueled with the ferocious bitterness of the oppressed who have been forced to play seemingly bit parts in your dumb, heterosexual shows throughout the ages. We too are capable of firing guns and manning the barricades of the ultimate revolution.

    Tremble, hetero swine, when we appear before you without our masks

  • jason

    They can put on tough faces but it ain’t gonna grow your dicks bigger.

  • jason

    The average dick size of a Chinese man is laughable. I wouldn’t bother wasting my time.

  • jeffree

    Wow, Jason. More overt racism? Are you a glutton 4 punishment?

    You need to consult with your physician about your Asperger’s syndrome — part of the spectrum of austism.

    Google that, get some help, & save us from your ignorant rants.
    Xie xie, = Thanks

  • jason

    Why on earth should I be kind to the Chinese? The Chinese have a homophobic culture, and have been known to execute gay men. Learn to recognize homophobic cultures when you see them.

    If you wish to cuddle up to these creeps, feel free to do so. I want nothing to do with them. I’m not going to put cultural correctness before the rights of individuals.

  • Jimmi

    @jason: America has a homophobic culture, too, in case you failed to notice. The mere mentioning of Gays Getting Married is enough to put a Republican in an elected office. They kill gays too in the US–Matthew Sheppard, ‘memba him?

  • James_From_The_Great_City_of_Cambridge

    Asshole Jason strikes again. Asshole Jason attacks Blacks as a race in every other thread here, now the Chinese…but not Whites. A true racist piece of shit. Who in God’s name connected Asshole Jason’s trailer park to the internet so that he could spew his racist bile all over Queerty??

  • James M. Martin

    The most repressive regimes are often the last to admit that a significant portion of their population is gay, lesbian, or transgender. For years, however, China has tried to limit its population by a carrot and stick approach to reproductive rights, and their statistics may show that there are too many girl children and not enough or barely enough boys. If the boy goes gay, there goes the population. (Yes, I know, a curious approach in our era of test-tube babies, but eugenics may be a part of their plan as well.) This may explain the “all male” indoctrination these boys are undergoing. That doesn’t make it right.

  • drums

    Putting a bunch of boys together in a small room and encouraging them to pump up the testosterone sounds like a rather counter-productive way of preventing The Gay.

    Also, @JASON, I’m Chinese and not at all homophobic. Have I just blown your tiny worldview apart?

  • Ephram

    Jason, I think you should tuck your racism back in. It’s showing, and it’s ugly. On second thought, just go home. You have the right to spew your shit but we have the right to really call you out on it.

    Luckily there are way more people who are open-minded, treat people equally and fairly, and don’t judge people by their race or ethnicity.

    I hope you change, for your own sake.

  • Ephram

    Racist stereotypes cloaked in sarcasm + laughs is…stil racism.

    Queerty, I love you but I didn’t think you’d sink this low.

    I’m hoping you don’t pull out this racist-tinged story stuff again.

    How would it play if you mocked blacks with all the stereotypes that exist about them?

  • Dan

    China is still full of cowards. Even if Chinese censors try to block all negative comments about China.

  • James in MTL


    Have you ever even BEEN to China? Well I am here as we speak, and I’ll grant that though there are a lot of problems here (no more than in the US) cowardice is not among them. Even if there is oppression of personal rights, since when do we in the queer community blame the OPPRESSED for the oppression?

  • zack

    It’s understandable that comments might have misspellings, but shouldn’t a site like Queerty be able to print a headline without errors?

    “5 Ways China’s ‘No-Sissies’ Elementary School Could Awesomize The World!!!1!”

    1) “Amesomize” is not a word. Even a crappy blog like this one should know that.
    2) A single exclamation point is all that is necessary. Additionally exclamation points are redundent and only lead to errors like what we see here: failing to hold down the “shift” key means readers see the number one.

    Given that my word processor and my email program does a spell-check before anyone sees my writing, shouldn’t we expect a website like Queerty to do the same before publishing anything?

  • ossurworld

    That class looks like it is 100% sissies.

  • Jake

    This is satire, and it’s about the government & culture as a whole, not the people themselves. Most of you are missing the point. At most it’s xenophobia, not racism, and let’s face it; China is among the most xenophobic civilizations in History.

    And before you start shouting in your unintelligble defense of your almighty god Political Correctness; I’m not prejudiced. I think the whole fucking world sucks. I criticize everyone equally.

  • Brian Roberts

    I thought this website was very interesting and a great way to keep up with gay news. I was checking it like every day. I thought a lot of the commentary was humorous and tasteful until….

    What the fuck?

    I’m not even Chinese or Asian and my mouth just drops at this in astoundment. Someone actually labored to produce this racist piece of crap and post it online. This article revels in slanted representation of the Chinese culture (although most of the things touted in such a way have nothing to do with the culture of China) and if were to use the marginalizing and distasteful mannerisms of this article to describe gays it would look like this.

    “So once again, this year at Pridefest, we’ll be oggling a bunch of sweaty wannabe gigolos and face-painted drag queens sashaying down the street in thongs and glitter, hoping to melt the hearts of the Christians enough to earn themselves the right to fuck in public. Because that’s what those limp wristed queens rightly deserve, simply the freedom to HAVE SEX EVERYWHERE- IN. THE. BUTT. HOLE. But of course it all looks a lot more fantabulous at Pride, because of the massive inclusion of sparkles and feathers decorating their otherwise mostly naked bodies.”

    This type of rhetoric is hurtful. It’s not funny. I guess SOME people think that the Chinese are either a.) too lame to notice when such offensive things are being said about them or b.) endowed with a “good” enough sense of humor to enjoy being downright mocked. If that’s a trait to admire, I should definitely encourage more of my friends to call me a fag, I guess.

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