STYLE COUNCIL

Breaststroke Of Genius: Queerty’s 7 Swimsuit Do’s And Don’ts

The Board Short

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Do: wear if you’re tall and have more legs than a bucket of chicken.

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Don’t: wear if you’re short, lest everyone thinks you’re trying to make palazzo pants for men happen.

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Try: Multi-Striped 9″ Board Short, $75, Bonobos