Breaststroke Of Genius: Queerty’s 7 Swimsuit Do’s And Don’ts

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20 Comments

sanfranca1
(#5) Brioni Mid-Length Houndstooth Check Swim Shorts, $395. Seriously…$395??? Ridiculous.

Apr 17, 2013 at 1:31 pm · @Reply ·
PatrickStone
Well I have to say I was very happy to see slide number 7 – wear whatever the hell you want with confidence!! Matching body types to required swimwear styles is demeaning and downright stupid. If you don’t like it, don’t wear it….

Apr 17, 2013 at 1:33 pm · @Reply ·
kurt_t
Caftan it is.

Apr 17, 2013 at 2:32 pm · @Reply ·
Shadeaux
Love #7

Apr 17, 2013 at 2:34 pm · @Reply ·
Bozen
The writer of this article is an idiot. The only people who have the money for $50-plus bathing suits are either inherently selfish or far-removed from today’s working class. In either case, both are off putting.

Apr 17, 2013 at 2:49 pm · @Reply ·
Charlie in Charge
@Bozen: Here you go: http://www.kmart.com/clothing-men-s-swimwear/s-24254?keyword=mens+swimsuits&autoRedirect=true&viewItems=50&redirectType=CAT_REC

Apr 17, 2013 at 3:00 pm · @Reply ·
Derek Williams
Tom Daley Speedo rocks!

Apr 17, 2013 at 3:25 pm · @Reply ·
MikeE
@Derek Williams: that’s so small it’s no longer even a speedo.. it’s just a spe

Apr 17, 2013 at 3:37 pm · @Reply ·
demetri.last
Hot, but Lame! I was hoping to see the guy in the lime green thong bikini!

Apr 17, 2013 at 4:35 pm · @Reply ·
Bozen
@Charlie in Charge: @Charlie in Charge: I prefer target yo ;p

Apr 17, 2013 at 5:09 pm · @Reply ·
BiL
I love how an advertisement for men’s swim wear is passed off as an actual news article.

Apr 17, 2013 at 6:01 pm · @Reply ·
Dixie Rect
At this point in life, if you don’t know what looks good on you, than you are completely hopeless.

Apr 17, 2013 at 7:17 pm · @Reply ·
TinoTurner
My $7 regular, plain navy blue Target bathing suit turns heads…

Apr 17, 2013 at 7:30 pm · @Reply ·
hotshot70
You can buy decent swimsuits for low prices. The main idea is you are to SWIM in it. I hate these vain men and women who will spend big $$$ in a suit, then get angry if someone splashes them! Better deal, go to a nude beach or your own private area and be naked!

Apr 17, 2013 at 11:27 pm · @Reply ·
DOFEK
The Speedo! for sure. Come sit on my face HOMIE: AdamHomo

Apr 18, 2013 at 12:42 am · @Reply ·
DOFEK
Fourteen for sure!!. AdamHomo

Apr 18, 2013 at 12:47 am · @Reply ·
Vince Smetana
Bucket of chicken? Really?

Apr 18, 2013 at 1:19 am · @Reply ·
tdx3fan
@Bozen: I am more than capable of dropping that money on a bathing suit if I really wanted to. I have an amazing husband, and I have no actual bills, so every cent I do make goes directly to what I want, and I also have a credit card with a high limit that he pays the bill on. However, I would never be able to bring myself to actually drop that coin on fabric. I can think of such better uses for that money, and I would much rather buy a $20 bathing suit and give $300+ to charity!

Apr 18, 2013 at 4:38 am · @Reply ·
Bozen
@tdx3fan: You just reinforced my point(s). Thanks!

Apr 18, 2013 at 9:52 am · @Reply ·
Stache1
@tdx3fan: Ahhhh…daddies little princess.

Apr 18, 2013 at 2:53 pm · @Reply ·