WHO’S ON THERE?: No one at all.
SECONDS UNTIL FIRST COCK: No one equals no cock.
HOW MANY SECONDS IT TOOK FOR SOMEONE TO ‘NEXT’ ME: It literally took no time at all.
HOW MANY SECONDS IT TOOK ME TO ‘NEXT’ SOMEONE ELSE: I nexted my friend sitting beside me by turning and speaking to his cat.
IS THE DESIGN SEXY?: The interface is almost identical to WooHim.com, but the name city spelled with an “i” reminded me of that skeezy twink porn site, CitiBoyz. Gayciti also proudly boasts, “Tired of Picking Your Own Date? Meet a Total Stranger with a Camera!” The copywriter on this site needs badly to be fired. He craves termination, actually.
LESSON LEARNED: The front page shows two hunky models who would never actually use the site. It’s kinda like when you see a muscular man on a package of briefs and think, “Wow, he’s much hotter than I am. I shouldn’t even be using this product.” Then you realize that just like the image of the Big Mac on the McDonald’s menu, the picture’s just an ideal and the actuality will in no way resemble it. You and other frumpy losers in their store-bought underwear belong here.
DEREK WASHINGTON
“..Glory Hole of the Internet..”
Ok, that was really funny!
And apropos.
Secret
I like your last lesson learned. 😉
Tom in COS
Seriously, reading this at work was not a good idea. I was laughing so hard.
Michael Joseph Cuneo
Wow actual hot guys with body hair. More, please.
Disgusted American
I agree with Micheal Joseph Cuneo…More hairy men please…Tired of the twinks…or shaved guys. ..that guy in the blk undies is fuckin sexeeeee
David
I agree, the guy on the left is smoking hot to me. The furry chest and stomach… ;-)))
PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS
“It looks like a website designed in 1990. Times New Roman, anyone?” Thanks for a good chuckle Queerty. I too agree Times New Roman makes a site seem dated and kinda fugly. Maybe you want to look at the font that is all over this here Queerty site!! Guess which one it is????
jeffree
Funny, funny post. I laughed so hard I’m now wearing Caffeine-Free Coca Cola all over my self.
The early days of cam-to-cam man-on-man action were hellish due to dial up connections. I lost two precious weeks of my life trying to see a hot Canadian finish taking his jeans off. He probably thinks I never succeeded in actually removing my teeshirt. That was more than 10 years ago. The idea of “real time” cam play was just a sci-fi fantasy.
Cam
Is it just me, or is the guy on the left about 50 times hotter than that “Davey Wavey” that keeps infesting this site?
TrickyPuck
hmmm, i loved this one.
unreligious
Another person who agrees with Michael. Never understood the whole shaving thing. I mean who wants to lick whiskers.
Kohry
ha! love the post! but I’m 21 and cam on woohim all the time.. so we’re not all horned up teens on there.
Klarth
agreed, manroulette is the best of these sites.
I met a couple of interesting guys there myself.
while I like that you don’t have to register, it’d be nice to have an easy way to find these people again if you were too hot and heavy to take time to exchange emails until it was too late, or if you had a connection issue (which still happens once in a while, just nowhere near the epic level Jeffree and I remember. XD
Klarth
agreed, manroulette is the best of these sites.
I met a couple of interesting guys there myself.
while I like that you don’t have to register, it’d be nice to have an easy way to find these people again if you were too hot and heavy to take time to exchange emails until it was too late, or if you had a connection issue (which still happens once in a while, just nowhere near the epic level Jeffree and I remember. XD)
Secret
The Guy In the Picture is Fuckin Hott….
RLSinSF
Very funny write-up! Kudos.
An ex worked at one of these sites that is (or was) HQ’ed in San Francisco, and here’s the inside poop. If you notice that no one’s “nexting” you (yes, even you pretty boys) it’s a sure sign that you’re not looking at other visitors–at least not live–but at tape-loops. Even on the better ones like manroulette, if the number of visitors is low at any given time, allegedly they add in some tape-looped “participants.” These, of course, never next you, but you can test it by attempting to dialogue with them.
zeen83
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Shawn
MeetMeMeetYou.com is a good gay chatroulette site. Check it out!
Clarisy
I like manroulet. Chatrevolve.com is also another of my favorite.
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