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8 Gay ChatRoulette Knock-Offs: Glory Holes of the Internet

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WHO’S ON THERE?: Men with badly focused webcams masturbating at their desks.

SECONDS UNTIL FIRST COCK: 3 seconds

HOW MANY SECONDS IT TOOK FOR SOMEONE TO ‘NEXT’ ME: 1 seconds (my cock wasn’t out)

HOW MANY SECONDS IT TOOK ME TO ‘NEXT’ SOMEONE ELSE: 1 second (the cock belonged to an elderly glutton)

IS THE DESIGN SEXY?: It’s about as sexy as your average urinal. The design is as classy as its aims.

LESSON LEARNED: I would rather jerk-off alone all night in a dark room than spend even a single second on a back-lit webcam watching an unattractive grandfather pound his pud.