“90210” Star Luke Perry Is On The AARP Cover, Because Life Happens Fast


Where were you on October 11th?

If you happen to be Luke Perry — the ’90s star who played moody Dylan “I just need time to think” McKay on “Beverly Hills, 90210” — you were unceremoniously slapped on the cover of AARP The Magazinecausing the Internet to philosophize about the fleetingness of life as we know it.


Indeed, he’s now 50-years-old, and we’re all supposed to be really upset for some reason.

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An AARP rep told The Huffington Post that this isn’t “an official cover of a physical copy of the magazine,” but was rather created to make us think of our lives as a barely cohesive chain of regrets that can only be broken once we perish as a “bit of fun” to celebrate Perry’s birthday on social media.

This did absolutely nothing to curb everyone having a collective meltdown on Twitter.