The worst thing about being a gay pop star is not being kicked off one network (and censored by a second), but that your VIP status also affords you to sit front row at The Box nightclub’s raucous stage tricks. Including one where a cross-dressing performer pees all over you. While your mother is there.
The tweets out of last night’s evening at The Box in NYC claim Lambert was ground zero for a urine fest.
Performer Jason Owens, aka Trick, tweeted this before the start of things:
And then this never-able-to-erase memory:
How about we take this to the next level?
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And then there’s this report from DJ Brad Walsh, boyfriend of designer and “hot tranny mess” phrase coiner Christian Siriano:
But allow Lambert himself to clear things up. It was all a stage trick!
Not that it kept him from getting his revenge.
What’s a little water sports after faking head with a dude on live national television?
(via Top Idol)
ginagm
OMG! That’s too funny! I wondered what that tranny pee tweet was all about last night!
Man, I can’t even imagine what that was like, but i’m sure there will be pics and vids soon enough…
Ben
He’s proving a certain adroit physicality for a boy who eschewed sports. LOL A perfect dildo soccer kick on tour, impromptu ninja roll at the AMAs now this?
romeo
Been to some rather rigorous performance art pieces myself.
Glad it was fake pee, though. Otherwise a little much. ewwwwww.
terrwill
> The hits are really “pouring” out of Adam Laberts new album!!
> Hopefully his ablum will be “golden”
> Gee “Whizz”, I really like his new album
See what happens when I have too many days off?????
Keith Kimmel
Oh what would we all do if not for Twitter? How would we ever get along without such useless information?
CHEEKIEY
HA HA.. TO FUNNY…. LOVE THE BOX
romeo
One thing though, his mother was with him. If I’d been there with MY MOTHER there would now be one dead tranny fake pee or no! LMAO
NorthEastSnob
This is what happens when San Diego becomes the cultural capital of America and invades the rest of the world.
romeo
Say What, NorthEastSnob? That performance was at The Box in NY.
ryan
Is Raven O still the MC at the Box?
Scottie
Fascinating story. YAWN…
Michael Letterman
Case closed fags are just outright disgusting in their personal and public lives.
Jean
His cd is awesome………….love it!!!!!
Jean
#12 Letterman – why ya gotta be a hater? Adam do something to you?? Go on about your business in the world, and stop bothering people who haven’t done anything to you…..moron!!
romeo
Hey, Letterman, ever seen any hetero fetish porno? The piss is real! Ewwwwwwww.
Michael Letterman
Jean: why must you confuse disgust with hate? I am disgusted by perversion that is openly displayed. I have a right to state my opinion and I have. If you don’t agree with me that’s fine in my book. Won’t keep me from stating my opinions nor will it endear me when I vote.
It is the openly displayed acts of perversion that will keep all homosexuals from ever obtaining special rights just because they get off on each other. We will continue to treat them just like any other pervert. Or before long Japan won’t be the only place people will marry anime characters.
After all perversion is perversion and one thing no one will ever prove is that homosexuality is in any conceivable way normal.
romeo
Actually, Letterman, you’re being way selective. And you are a hater. Straight porno, and perversions in general, get way creepier among heteros. Visit straight and gay porno sites and compare.
We are normal. Nature decreed. And why do you keep hanging around here?
scott ny'er
ugh. Why do you guys even bother trying to “discuss” things with this dude? He keeps going to different threads trolling and you guys fall for it every time.
romeo
Scott, I keep thinking he’s trying to come out. Just doesn’t know how to go about it. Circling the periphery.
scott ny'er
Romeo, you’re a good man trying to help the closeted queer to come out. I just ignore peeps like that.
Good on you. I’d say I’d hope to see ya in LA, but I’m now scared of ‘ya, since you’re packing. 😉 And not like that!!! I hope you’re well trained in that weapon.
romeo
I’m “packing” both ways, Scott. LOL
I was in the rifle club in high school and won several local marksmanship contests for rifle and pistol. I am such a badass queer. LOL
RubiesInTheSand
That’s absolutely sickening, even if it was fake. Do you know how much disease could be passed via urine??? Absolutely disgusting and vile, in my opinion. And, with his mother there even! Whore-iffic tranny for sure!!!
patches
lol maybe Adam was holding a copy of his album and the performer decided to give it the credit it deserved..
Michael Letterman
It is amusing that you need to bring up “straight porno” to find perversion in the hetero (normal) lifestyle, while I can find perversion in almost every aspect of your homo (deviant) lifestyle.
I can only imagine how sad your life is that you have to imagine me a closeted queer. Perhaps you think by likening me to you I will take insult? I don’t, I’ve long known that queers need to think everyone is a little queer in order to feel better about themselves. If they stop and take true inventory they realize they are but a small minority and as such a complete deviation from what is normal.
Perhaps one day we will find a cure for whatever disease you have or perhaps genetic anomaly I know scientists are trying. Then you can join regular society and do away with those things you do that disgust said society.
romeo
Michael, Michael, I know you’re saying a bunch of stuff, but my eyes are glazing over just contemplating the fact that you keep coming back here.
Answer me honestly now, are you cute?
1EqualityUSA
BBBBBBB–BBBBBBB–BramNash…cough, cough!
Michael Letterman
Romeo: My wife thinks so anyone elses opinion I care not a whit about.
1EqualityUSA
Does your “wife” know that you are engaged in internet gay sites? Is she at work right now? “That’s just your trouser-devil talkin'” —Ned Flanders
Michael Letterman
1EqualityUSA (equal what fags and normals? never)
My wife shares my disgust with such perversion and understands the need for people to stand up for their beliefs and to correct those who have taken the wrong path in life.
1EqualityUSA
You deserve each other. Happy Holidays. May all your Christmas dreams come true.
Michael Letterman
1EqualityUSA (equal what fags and normals? never: Of course we do we are soul mates have been since we started dating in HS. Thank you for your well wishes while we don’t celebrate Christmas in our home we return the wishes for a Happy Holiday to you as well.
1EqualityUSA
When you say, “soul mates” that indicates that you are spiritually connected, outside of flesh realms. These bodies are temporary stations for the spirit. So would you not extend that sort of connection to my wife and I? We’ve been together for 14 years, buy know that the vessels currently occupied are merely flesh. Souls will find expression.
Michael Letterman
1EqualityUSA (equal what fags and normals? never): When I say “soul mates” I’m saying that we are indeed spiritually connected and have been fated to be with each other, in vairous forms, over enternity. I have no idea what you and your wife are, that would be for the two of you to define. However is you and your wife are female then I suspect that what you have is a lust not love affair. This is my opinion, the truth is only for you two to know.
romeo
@ Michael: The gay world is a big tent, Michael. You’re welcome to come be anytime. Who knows? Maybe you’ll learn some unexpected things about us, and lose that chip on your shoulder.
romeo
Oops! “Come BY anytime.” LOL
1EqualityUSA
So you think gender follows us into the spirit realm?
romeo
Now there’s a discussion. If God is a man, and men are made in His image, what’s with the nipples? I’m not being facetious; I want to know.
1EqualityUSA
Keep abreast of the situation, Romeo. Milking that one for all it’s worth. Win some lose udders. Mooooving post, really. Simply bovine.
ChrisM
Michael Letterman, you’re anything but normal. Normal people aren’t so preoccupied with homosexuals. Are you as disgusted by true perversions, like murder, rape, and molestation as you are with two people of the same sex loving each other (notice the huge difference between these things)? You speaking out so adamantly against people who are not harming anyone and want to have nothing to do with you when there are real problems in the world, THAT’S the kind of perversion that society should really be worried about.
Michael Letterman
Romeo: The gay world is a little tent filled with such as the likes of I would never tred upon. There is little about your world I do not know about. I’ve worked with gays, have gay neighbors and gay friends. What I’ve seen and heard is enough to help me know what you’re all about.
ChrisM: I am as normal as they come. I’m not preoccupied with any one perverted group but monitor and comment upon many as I find. I’m dusguested by all forms of perversion and have spent many years in enforcement combating all forms.
I don’t care whom you love. Love isn’t what I’m talking about. Sex is not love and love is not sex. Sex is what you all pervert. Which is why so many of you end up with disease and depression. If that isn’t a real world problem then I don’t know what is.
As for if gender is in the spritual world, I don’t claim to know believe what your heart and mind lead you to believe.
1EqualityUSA
Dear. Mr Letterman, When you are lying on your death bed, nearing your last breath, reviewing how you spent your valuable time and how you used the words that sprang from that well of hate you call a mind, I hope you don’t have any regrets. Your life’s work says more about you than it does about your brothers and sisters. I would imagine that you are not much fun to be around, preoccupied with all of the seediest aspects of the human population. You will live a longer, healthier life if you try to see the best of every person you meet. This hobby serves a purpose for you and, though you would like to believe that it is for the greater good that you don your cape and “comment”, in reality, it is anger and spiritual hopelessness that keeps you pounding away at your well-worn keys. Take your beloved on a trip. Give her a neck massage. Clean the house for her once in a while, without having to be asked. Volunteer all of that pent up energy helping those less fortunate. Ah, lazy? Now I understand. Your legs are going to get clots if you sit too long. Get up and stretch as though you were on a long flight to that trip you never took your wife on. If for every hour you spent “commenting” you devoted that time to your soul mate, that would be time well-spent. A worthwhile endeavor. Happy trails to you.
ChrisM
If you really didn’t care about who a person loves then you would support gay marriage. Marriage is about love, not sex, right?
I can’t tell, because people who constantly deride minorities are never consistent about their hate, but your refusal to support gay marriage and relationships seems to be suggesting that you think that a man can’t love another man and a woman can’t love another woman. You probably don’t believe our sexual attractions are real either, and that we ignore our “straight impulses” for whatever reason. Trust me, us homosexuals would have a hard time believing your opposite sex attractions if we weren’t bombarded with heterosexual norms from the time we were born.
You should realize that you can’t understand another person’s love and you can’t understand their attractions. Your conclusions are based on your own sexuality, a horrible basis for understanding people who AREN’T you. Do you deny the existence of colorblind people just because you can tell red from green? Then why the fuck do you bother telling people which sexualities and relationships are “normal” and “perverted” instead of just shutting up and living your own damn life?
1EqualityUSA
ChrisM, Mr. Letterman classifies are relationships as “lust” rather than love. How does one grow up with such a superiority complex?I must go, as I’m making a beautiful salad for my partner who is getting home late tonight, months shy of attaining her Masters. oh, Mr. Letterman, that’s school. It’s been a long time since “H.S.” so I figured you would not know what higher education was. See how it feels when people make assumptions about you?
1EqualityUSA
Yeah, I know, “our”, I’ve still got to boogie, oranges, shallots, feta, red lettuce…time consuming.
CyD
Haha, this is great. I’m glad he took it so well. I would have FLIPPED.
macmantoo
I find it interesting that Mr Letterman attacks what a Drag Queen did on stage when I can think of hundreds if not thousands of occasions a “straight” performer has done worst. This guy is so hung up, any bets he’s a Bachmann fan? Better yet probably the hubby himself. More likely he’s worried about all two inches being seen. A pathetic little man.