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The 82nd Airborne Division paratrooper porn scandal has us all hot and bothered. Maybe it’s because, for once, we have confirmation that actual military studs are doing porn. We had convinced ourselves that “military” porn consisted mainly of twenty something gym bunnies whose crew cuts and tats tricked us into thinking these civilians were enlisted in the armed forces. Well it looks like the guys over at Active Duty were totally legit. And the Army isn’t being light on these guys.

Three soldiers face courts-martial on charges of sodomy, pandering and engaging in sex acts for money. Four others received nonjudicial punishments, according to a statement released by the military Friday.

The Army wants all seven guys discharged. This, of course, allows for the troops to cash in on the controversy with a porno version of the whole scandal, complete with a hot and heavy court martial scene. But by that time, they’ll no longer be in the Army and who will want to watch civilians acting like soldiers?

Army Charges 7 With Having Sex on Video
[SF Gate]