A Girl-on-Girl Kiss on Desperate Housewives? Yawn

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Normally if we had two hot women kissing on a primetime show we’d be applauding the network for showcasing normalized gay behavior. But when ABC’s Desperate Housewives does it, well, it just sounds desperate.

Teri Hatcher says she and Eva Longoria Parker smooched in an upcoming epsidode. “I did not kiss her. She kissed me,” she says. “We had fun.”

Might this have something to do with Housewives‘ viewership once again slipping to under 14 million?