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A Guy Michael Jackson Once Hugged Claims They Were Lovers

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So this guy, Jason Pfeiffer, a former dermatologist’s assistant and now the CEO of a some medical company, is telling Extra that he was Michael Jackson’s boyfriend — right up until the singer died. Pfeiffer says he never wanted this to come out “in the first place,” but, uh, here he is on television, probably being paid to talk about it? And says Jackson was bi? Whatever. This so does not count as the celebrity coming out you’re all waiting for.

This has to be the best (stupidest?) part:

“We definitely hit it off the first time we met,” Pfeiffer says, claiming he and Jackson met in 2008 at the office of Jackson’s famed dermatologist, Dr. Arnold Klein, a longtime friend of Jackson’s and rumored to be the biological father of the singer’s two older children, Prince and Paris.

Dr. Klein tells “Extra” he personally witnessed Jackson and Pfeiffer together when he once walked in on them, Jackson allegedly shirtless. “When you see two people looking at each other you know what’s happening. I was just very happy for both of them.”

You mean Jackson was shirtless … at the dermatologist? A man with multiple skin problems was partially disrobed in front of his his skin doc’s assistant? ZOMG!!

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15 Comments

  • TONYD

    @David Ehrenstein: The “umms” and “uhhs” seemed to be paused, so he could fabricate his fantasy. Yeah, from what we’ve seen about Jackson, I don’t get the Chubby Chaser vibe.

  • j

    I hope this is a giant, giant practical joke…Please?

  • Mr. Enemabag Jones

    In the unauthorized biography of Jacko, the author proved beyond a shadow of a doubt that Michael was gay most of his adult life. It was one of the reasons he left the Jehovah’s Witnesses, and why he broke off relations with his father. He had many lovers, mostly rentboys, but had two steady boyfriends throughout most of his life.

  • greybat

    I think I was Alan Bates lover! We had the same chiropracter!

  • SSCHIEFRSHA

    OK you mustn’t put such images into my head! Halloween is months away! The idea of Mr. Jackson in a sexual ANYTHING is disturbing—molestation accusations abound. He was allegedly “not sexually active” and I’ll like to keep it as such if I am to believe in his legend. Thank You!

  • AlwaysGay

    Michael Jackson was a perfectionist. I doubt he would be interested in an overweight man. Still, I strongly believe Michael Jackson was gay.

  • Stancel

    I thought that this could make for some great jokes, I ramsacked my head for some but came up empty. LOLWUT is all I can say.

  • Olga

    Big Fat Liar

  • PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS

    Well you know they couldn’t have been necking!! :-p

  • alan brickman

    Stalker, Stalker, Stalker..so obvious…

  • Joey O'H

    Is this man for real? I don’t think Jackson was involved with anyone sexually. Jackson may have been A-Sexual for all we know. But the issue here is some crazy claim he and Jackson were lovers? What a joke!
    This guy is just one more out of many riding the coatails of a dead celebrity. He knows Michael is not here to defend or deny his claim, and this creep is taking full advantage of that.
    This guy is a loser!

    I suppose he’ll be writing a book as well?

  • LadyScorpio

    Whatever this guy is on, I want some! It’s got to be some awesome shit for him to come up with such an obvious lie!! He is about as believable as he is thin!!!

    No one in their right mind would believe this guy!!! LOL!! Long Live The KING!!!!!!!

  • ossurworld

    Well, perhaps Michael Jackson really did have bad taste.

  • Mixy Trix

    This dude is soooo fake. He’s acting like a real slut. A real bitch that’s what I should. Michael Jackson is 100% straight, not gay. You know what, stalker? Fuck you! If you wanna fight me, I will beat the shit out of you. Son of a bitch!

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