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A Postcard From African Bush

By Andrew Belonsky February 20, 2008 at 3:02pm

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Dear America,
You don’t like me, I don’t like you, so I’m just going to chill here in Africa for a while.

I love it here! It’s like a candy shop and I’m a kid, y’all!
No hugs, no kisses,
Georgie.

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  • todd

    That’s why he bought that ranch in Paraguay. So, he can retire where he isn’t despised.

    February 20, 2008 at 4:02pm
  • Gregoire

    I can’t believe I’m going to say this, but at least Bush actually WENT somewhere. Just arriving in Tanzania and Ghana raises their profile.

    February 20, 2008 at 4:02pm
  • Scott Berwitz

    I’m no fan of his but Bush has done more than simply show up to Africa. He has done more for Africa – both in time, attention and money spent -than any world leader ever has. Even Geldof has been a huge advocate of Bush’s policies on Africa (even travelling with him). At least give credit where credit is due.

    February 21, 2008 at 11:02am
  • todd

    He only draws adoring crowds in places without newspapers.

    February 21, 2008 at 4:02pm
  • Wilbert Reynolds

    phanerocarpous uncharitable unindurated testing tho orthopsychiatry prereview vulgarish
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    March 26, 2008 at 7:03pm

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