COUNTDOWN ELECTION 2012

A Softcore “Fitness” Model Is Running For President

Remember the Reform Party, the third-party option Ross Perot founded in 1995?

Well, it turns out they nominated a candidate for president back in August—and he’s got a softcore gay-porn background.

Andre Barnett, 36, is a former member of the Armed Forces and an ex-fitness model who appeared in suggestive pics on the site MuscleGallery.com, which is geared to that odd breed of gay man who eschews anything that directly addresses his sexuality.

Check out Barnett’s profile page:

Hard to believe, but Andre Barnett actually started as a “fat boy”! He began working out as a teen. While stationed overseas with the US Army, Andre began to look more towards the idea of reshaping. Andre played football, basketball, runs track, studies martial arts, and—well, there just isn’t too much he doesn’t do! He’s also a classically trained singer, with a range that extends from opera to R & B.

Normally we’d say, “so what?” and move on. Except that according to an On The Issues questionnaire he filled out, Barnett doesn’t endorse same-sex domestic partnership benefits.

He does, however, support teacher-led prayer in school. Which is good, because it’ll take a miracle for him to even nab 1% of the vote.