Breaking news, folks…
Aaron Carter “accidentally” suffered a dick slip on Instagram Live the other day when he flashed his erect penis to his 487k followers. Naturally, screenshots quickly began making the rounds on social media. And Carter is very distraught over the whole thing.
He claims it was a total mistake (riiiiight) and that he’s actually offended people are focusing on that instead of his recent court victories.
I just wanna talk about the dick slip on instagram. I've been wanting to see that dick since Im All About You days ?
— ????????? (@Isagani_3384) October 26, 2019
Yeah! Step it up boys it's been over 24 hours since the dick slip, can you do this check mark right and do a fucking story on his pp already?
— Snooki Stackhouse (@bowerbul) October 26, 2019
(Quick fact check: Very few people are actually talking about the dick slip and Carter didn’t actually “win” any court cases. The closest thing to a court victory he has seen was a judge granting him a continuance after he was unable to secure legal representation.)
In other Carter news, the singer, who recently declared himself “the biggest thing in music right now,” also claims he is being stalked by paparazzi who have been “lurking” in his neighborhood.
I’ve literally recorded 10 cars lurking and stalking my house got all their license plates too. Enough already. None of you belong on this dead end street and if you wanna buy my house you have to be pre approved GTFO! you’re all getting reported. Leave me alone!!! PATHETIC
— Aaroncarter (@aaroncarter) October 28, 2019
He also posted a picture of a red convertible parked outside his house to Instagram as evidence he is being stalked.
(It should be noted that Carter’s house is currently for sale, so the cars could belong to perspective buyers scoping out the neighborhood.)
Carter’s last album, LØVË, was released in 2017. As part of the album’s promotional campaign, Carter came out as bisexual and performed in gay clubs. Later, he walked everything back, saying that, actually, on second thought, he wasn’t bisexual after all.