Abercrombie And B*tch, Please: CEO Mike Jeffries’ 5 Worst Quotes In GIF Form


There are a lot of words one can use to describe Abercrombie & Fitch CEO Mike Jeffries. “Awful” immediately comes to mind. As do: “lawsuit waiting to happen” … “ironic punchline” … “youngishly old Gary Busey” … “80s movie villain” … “Jocelyn Wildenstein.” We could go on, but now that Jeffries has apologized for openly insulting anyone who doesn’t fit the pre-shrunk mold he’s worked so hard to build, let’s take a moment to pause and reflect. We’re looking at the world’s oldest teenager’s worst quotes as illustrated through GIFs of Abercrombie’s most homoerotic offering to date. Because why not?

Check out Abercrombie & Fitch CEO Mike Jeffries’ 5 Worst  Quotes in GIF form.