That that, ABC. After swinging by So You Think You Can Dance, Adam Lambert ran over to Chelsea Lately to compare heels with its host. And that’s where Chelsea gave Adam the opportunity to come by, any time, to grind with and kiss whoever he wants, unlike that nasty ABC network. And that offer is saying something, because Chelsea is (reportedly) still dating Ted Herbert, chief of Comcast (which owns E!), which is buying NBC Universal. Which means Chelsea is the missing link to giving Adam the keys to NBC’s entire suite of broadcast and cable networks, to face off against ABC is a homo ratings deathmatch! Oh, how we take these things too seriously.