Adam Lambert Suckled a Breast Just Before Breaking Up With Drake LaBry. Coincidence?


Just before we find out whether Maine will keep its gay marriage law and Washington its domestic partnerships, we learn glam rocker Adam Lambert won’t be exercising either option with boyfriend Drake LaBry: they’ve split.

The timing is all but curious. Lambert, already a household name through American Idol, is set to multiply his celebrity in the coming weeks as his debut album For Your Entertainment drops, along with his track for the film 2012. Now, we may never know what happened to lead to the break-up so soon after they were snogging for the paparazzi, but we’ve got one theory: women.