Afternoon Aural: Bonus Soldier’s Semen Lovin’ Edition
Sketch comic Sandra Bauleo’s porntastic patriotic country singing creation, Sandy Belle, may be the best musically-inclined spoof in history. Better than Donnie Davies, even. Yeah, big words, but just take a hot second to consider these sex-starved lyrics about bringing home the troops:

Shoot me on my breasts,
Shoot me in my mouth,
Shoot me in my butt parts,
Fill me up down south.

Wow. This fictional songstress ain’t no Natasha Bedingfield.

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