Afternoon Aural: Captain and Tennille

In ten years, once the United States is but a thing of the pasts, anthropologists will no doubt form two camps: those who think “Muskrat Love” led to our nation’s untimely demise, and those who think this Captain and Tennille track’s the bee’s knees.

We’re going with the former – it’s a love song about muskrats. Why?! (Because we Americans take humanity for granted, that’s why.)

For those of you who prefer something a bit more realistic, enjoy “Love Will Keep Us Together” – after the jump…