Al Pacino, What Went Wrong?

On the left you see Al Pacino circa 1970, when he starred as Michael Corleone in The Godfather. On the right you see Al Pacino circa last night, when he celebrated the release of his latest cinematic endeavor, 88 Minutes.

We ask you: what on God’s good earth happened over the course of 38-years to turn a handsome young actor into a nightmarish caricature of Hollywood gone wrong? Wait. We think we just answered our own question.