BLONDE ON BLONDE

Alexander Skarsgard And Charlize Theron Walk Into A Gay Bar

Despite what you might read in the tabloids, the stars don’t want their privacy. If Jennifer Aniston didn’t want the paparazzi taking her picture outside the Ivy, she wouldn’t go to the Ivy—she’d go to Arby’s in Pasedena.  The leave-us-alone ploy is a tactic celebs use so they don’t look as egocentric as they actually are.

Witness Alexander Skarsgard and Charlize Theron, who were recently seen canoodling in L.A. Apparently the blond bombshells chose Gym Sportsbar, a gay watering hole in West Hollywood, for their tryst—because they thought no one would recognize them there.

In a gay bar. In West Hollywood.  Alexander Skarsgard and Charlize Theron.

As DListed eloquently puts it:

What self-respecting gay dude would not recognize ASkars? I could be blindfolded in the basement of Gym and I’d know ASkars walked through the front door, because my asshole would start blowing out the melody to a Swedish Viking song.

According to The National Enquirer, the two sat on the patio and nursed beers while holding hands and staring into each others’ baby blues. After about an hour, they left arm-in-arm after and got into the same car.

Guess that means Skarsgard and Kate Bosworth Elizabeth Olsen are fini. Or maybe he and Charlize have a movie project coming up together and just want to generate some buzz?

Photo via Gage Skidmore

 

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21 Comments

  • Charli Girl

    Omg, she’s gorgeous!!!

  • Me

    MK is the best.

  • Gus

    “If Jennifer Aniston didn’t want the paparazzi taking her picture outside the Ivy, she wouldn’t go to the Ivy—she’d go to Arby’s in Pasedena.”

    You forgot to add because the food is better at Arby’s.

  • Andrew

    They would make beautiful, intelligent and very Aryan Children.

  • Mike

    There is no Arby’s in Pasadena!

  • stevoj

    please don’t compare Charlize & Alexander to Paris & Kim K… contrary to what some reporters/journalists/readers believe there are celebs who value their privacy, and every trip to Target is not a PR stunt

    maybe they just want some Archer Farms trail mix every once in a while

  • Emily

    Are they really a item . Have they been seen together since ? She is a A- listed just adopted a baby working like crazy the last time they were seen out was what March 3rd . is this story really real or gossip

  • Emily

    @stevoj: It has been so many different stories about this that have everyone wondering is this really true I understand what you are saying but if they were being private why on earth did they go out in the public eye and think no one was gonna notice them there faces are very well known and at there height they was no way they were gonna go un noticed then no pap pictures the gym bar has glass windows you can see in the bar from the sidewalk or the streets yet no one snapped photos . someone also said they were with other people as well too . go to Alexander Skarsgard breaking news and photos Just Jared and read the stories there and then read Charlize Theron breaking news Just Jared tell me what you think under the battlship poster one on AS i think no. 151 it`s stated about the Gym Bar someone who i guess work there they weren`t alone let me know what you think

  • Cinesnatch

    Really, Queerty? This “story” is, like, a week old.

  • Emily

    @Cinesnatch:this story is actually 3 1/2 weeks old

  • stevoj

    @Emily: it’s ludicrous to think that they would go somewhere in West Hollywood and not be recognized (and i’m sure those two are aware of that). my point is that privacy has more to do with just being a recognizable face

    if you were having an intimate/private moment and some stranger approached you i’m sure you wouldn’t be ready with a pre-typed press release…

  • Jonathan

    I love Charlize Theron! She’s a real movie star.

  • Emily

    @stevoj:also i understand what you saying this news is like 3 !/2 weeks old all the tabloids have this story including USweekly Queery must be just getting a whole of it

  • Red Meat

    Didn’t Charlize Theron say in an interview she went to gay bars to avoid the paparazzi? Or was that someone else?

  • evji108

    Actually there is an Arby’s in Pasadena, however Pasadena Texas is a long drive from LA.
    And I should mention that Pasadena is spelled with three ‘a’s and is not spelled “Pasedena”, as it was in the article. Don’t even reporters do spell check anymore?

  • disgusted american

    hmmm, she’d make a Good vampire on TRUE BLOOD

  • jonasalden

    blech on that comment. Aryan? Really?

  • Bob Conti

    @Mike: But there is the Pie and Burger off of Lake Ave. Awesome.

  • FunMe

    Maybe what they meant is they wanted privacy from the STRAIGHT crowds. Makes sense why they would want to have a beer at GymBar and be “with the gays”.

  • Oh, ok.

    There are always stars in West Hollywood, outside of bloggers, and tourists no one really cares.

    They’re like vanilla ice cream out here.

  • Emily

    @Oh, ok.: So what do you think they are together or not i would like your theory on this

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