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Is Homegrown Hunk The Fairest of Them All?

All American Guys Come In Every Color, Texture and Smell

Michael Downs likes all American guys. In fact, the St. Petersburg-based business man likes them so much, he founded an entire website around celebrating all American guys and their sweet, supple flesh: All American Guys! (Cue the Star-Spangled Banner)

Of course, not any old American guy qualifies as an All American Guy. No, no. There’s a strict rating system on what qualifies the different breeds, species and specimens of All American Guy. And within this cornucopia of continental cock, you’ll find the rare, beautiful, wholly patriotic “Homegrown Hunk”…

What qualifies a Homegrown Hunk? AGA expert Downs tells Tony Peregrin:

‘Homegrown Hunks’ are usually the type of guys who have an excellent physique and stay in shape but don’t ever realize they are ‘model material.’ They’ve heard people tell them they could model, but they usually just laugh off the suggestion or are modest about it. Those are the kinds of guys I like to work with, and I consider them true homegrown hunks.

The selection process no doubt gets tedious – Downs says they get hundreds of applicants each month. So, who shouldn’t apply? Well, ugly people, fat people, those with excessive tattoos, foreigners.

Speaking of foreigners, it seems the All American Guy may be America’s biggest export, next to waste. Says Downs,

Our fastest-growing market would be international viewers in general – those outside of the U.S.A. We recently released version six of the Web site, which focuses on showcasing a ‘new breed’ of models.

That All American Guy, always evolving.

On:           Jun 29, 2007
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    • BillieXX

      Color? All very attractive but color?

      Jun 29, 2007 at 1:39 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • ThomMD

      I see no color…all I see is white boys.

      Jun 29, 2007 at 1:51 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • hisurfer

      This one is sooo easy to take down, it’s like child’s play. Because bodies like that don’t happen by accident. All I see are boys who live at the gym . That, and – if they didn’t think they were model types, they wouldn’t have sent in an application to be a model.

      So: I call bullshit.

      Jun 29, 2007 at 2:09 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • BillieXX


      You are such a cynic!


      Jun 29, 2007 at 2:15 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • cjc

      C’mon… there might be only one person of color, and even he looks “passable.” And they all have that stupid “I’m trying to be sexy and serious look” on them. Don’t American boys smile?

      Jun 29, 2007 at 2:26 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Mr. B

      Yeah, WHAT color? Why does the gay male media continue to think that diversity means rotating blonds with brunos and shaved/waxed with au naturel?

      Jun 29, 2007 at 4:14 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Paul Raposo

      “So: I call bullshit.”

      I love you hisurfer 8^)

      Jun 29, 2007 at 4:26 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • steve

      every color & texture?

      they all look exactly the same

      sorry mr. downs, this is boring


      nothing homegrown bout those guys

      Jun 29, 2007 at 6:05 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • nycstudman

      Hey, Queerty, now you know the site: how about SUBSCRIBING so we can see some eye candy in the morning instead of these skankbags? Also, is it the Internet making them so available, or are more and more and more and more guys dieting like crazy & working out like demons these days? or is it a glorious circle of aesthetic zaniness?

      Jun 29, 2007 at 9:44 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • nycstudman

      Oops, by “these skankbags,” I meant the standard-issue Israeli/Brazilian/Eastern European Queerty has been giving us. (sorry Link, but I only wanna see bears in the zoo — these guys are HOT.)

      Jun 29, 2007 at 9:46 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jack Jett

      If you squint your eyes really tight….and look at the 4th one on the top right, you might see that it is slightly possible that he may be
      10 percent hispanic.

      jack jett

      Jun 29, 2007 at 10:03 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • afrolito

      What color? I don’t think I have EVER seen any COLOR on this site.

      For real diversity I look elsewhere….like the world.

      Jun 29, 2007 at 10:56 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jack Jett

      afrolito……you go ms/mr activist thang.

      “like the world”…….

      that is snappy, bitchy, yet riveting and rich at the same time.

      i like it. i am going to steal it and claim it as my own.
      is benneton still is business?

      peas out,

      jack jett

      Jul 1, 2007 at 10:37 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jim

      Nice pictures :d , I seen this website and it has some nice clean pictures you can download http://www.textureheaven.co.uk/

      Mar 7, 2008 at 8:53 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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