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All-Nude Rugby Teams Go Head-To-Head In New Zealand

England-v-New-Zealand-Naked-Rugby-Match-(7)Diving becomes our second-favorite sport this morning as we discover naked rugby, a game which you can probably guess by its name is simply rugby without any restrictive clothing.

These games are apparently so common that New Zealand has its own “premiere naked rugby team” — the virtually unbeatable Nude Blacks, who destroyed the English invitational team 24-19 on Sunday. Their dedication to the art of naked tackling has won them the new “Dunny-din” trophy, and millions of revelers worldwide.

Check out nearly 10 minutes of uncensored footage via local 3 News New Zealand, and make sure you watch long enough to catch that totally-nude haka dance.

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Photos via The Mirror