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All Of Your Glory Hole Questions (Un)answered By Alex Day

I have never been to a glory hole on business. I have seen a glory hole. Actually, more than one, in seedy bars, on a college campus, and once in the bathroom at an office park where I had an interview (for a temp job! an interview for a temp job!). And while I’ve seen many of these things used in porn films, it seems to me that glory holes hark (is that a word?) back to the day where gay men needed them to get their rocks off, because there was no Internet or Grindr or whatever. But I do love the idea that straight men are confused by them.

British vlogger Alex Day, who is straight, is best known for reading Twilight aloud and laughing at how utterly juvenile the writing is. (He’s also discussed queer comics and Lady Gaga and Beyonce.) But we have a whole new respect for him for taking seriously the politics of glory holes. Who goes first? Who leaves first? Do things get awkward afterward if you happen to know your fellatio friend?

By:          JD
On:           May 24, 2010
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    • alejandro

      queerty finaly something awesome you’ve posted XD
      watched this yesterday jajaja
      love alex :D

      May 24, 2010 at 10:02 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • OhYeah

      So much more intelligent, charming and natural than Davey Wavey and so many other gay bloggers.

      May 24, 2010 at 10:06 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

      Last time a “straight” guy was interested in anonomus Gay sex in bathrooms, I remember something ’bout a “wide stance”, and the guy wasn’t too “straight”………

      May 24, 2010 at 10:07 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Kieran

      Someone should explain to Alex that most guys don’t sit on “the loo” to urinate.

      May 24, 2010 at 10:11 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • fagburn

      Brilliant. Funny as!
      And really cute in two ways.

      May 24, 2010 at 10:12 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jack

      Love you, Alex! :)

      May 24, 2010 at 10:23 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • scott ny'er

      Loves him. Loves his accent. Charming chap.

      Brilliant banana at the end.

      May 24, 2010 at 10:24 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • alan brickman

      Apples and Oranges Lads….Wavey Davey still has a better body….

      May 24, 2010 at 11:07 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • JoeyB

      @alan brickman: Yeah, and you need a brain. This guy is the real thing. What is Davey Wavey but a fembot with manboobs?

      May 24, 2010 at 11:17 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • StudSlut

      Oh, this dude looks like he must have a big uncut cock woof!

      May 24, 2010 at 11:18 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

      @StudSlut: If ya eva been, they are all uncut over there………..

      May 24, 2010 at 11:20 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • gregg

      His 11 part trip to NY where he meet gay vlogger Josh about 2 years ago is one of my fav things in youtube. They have such chemisty.

      May 24, 2010 at 12:03 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jon (one of the other ones)

      Alex is quite an accomplished musician as well. I’ve always enjoyed his humor.

      May 24, 2010 at 12:51 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • christopher di spirito

      Is Alex’s drag name, Gloria Hole?

      May 24, 2010 at 3:29 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • WTF?

      He is freakin’ hot! I’d love to make him uncomfortable in a restroom. Wait… That didn’t sound as sexy as I had intended. Mmm..

      May 24, 2010 at 4:56 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Kieran

      How much you want to bet if Alex Day were openly gay so many of these posts would inevitably be criticizing or bitching about him for this reason or that. Yes sirree, gays sure do love them a “straight man”.

      May 24, 2010 at 6:38 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Pip

      This is not very funny. Its very like “ooo looook at meee. i’m sooo quirrrky!” Also, Charlieissocool is a lot hotter. Neither are worth watching, but there’s this video where Charlie does animal balloons and he basically jerks off with the air pump. Its only for like 2 seconds. If he just made a minute long video of him doing that though, and did stuff like that all the time, I’d prob subscribe.

      May 24, 2010 at 7:22 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Mike

      I love Alex. Hilarious and good guy. It’s an important question – and I don’t think I’d use a glory hole. This is a quality analysis. And I love the banana at the end.

      May 24, 2010 at 8:45 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Pip

      @Mike: Oh oh wait… I think I get this. The banana is there because bananas are like penises??!?? OMG he truly is a comedic genius!

      May 24, 2010 at 9:05 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • nikko

      great guy! I second all the above affirming comments!! He’s cute, funny, and charming.

      May 25, 2010 at 9:03 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • OnCloud9

      is he gay?

      May 25, 2010 at 11:18 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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