People magazine today releases its $15 million pictures of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie’s new twins.
They’re precious, they’re cute, they’re the new Shiloh. Bow down and grovel, pesky pedestrians.
All Praise The Jolie-Pitt Twins!
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ggreen
I love how these “magazines†with a mostly white trash readership glamorize heterosexual couples having children. Like it was some grand effort and required academic achievement. Any straight moron can have kids and most do. The average reader of People most likely would abandon their kids to the state at the first sign of trouble. (i.e. having to put out effort or sacrifice for the kids). Since “soccer-mom†is so unglamorous reality TV dictates that today’s moms be “hooker-momsâ€. Picking up the kids from school dressed like a 10-dollar whore. Going to a Parent/Teacher conference with your tits hanging out. And modern Dad’s they just don’t bother to show up at all. Unless its to go to a “purity ball†to claim his little girls virginity. Creepy!
RJ
New Shilohs. The biological kids will have the stress of being expected to be the hottest human beings on earth. The adopted kids (Maddox, Pax, and Zahara) are already forgotten.
Give me back the insane Angelina Jolie who would cut herself and adopt a needy child, rather than this new Angelina who has turned her back on her old values, supposedly getting fertility treatments in order to spawn the new Beautiful Master Race.
retrofit71
haters, they gave the $15 mill to charity.. when’s the last time you did something quite that charitable?
DairyQueen
Who cares about these people who get paid to pretend to be someone else. I think it’s great they donated the money to charity, but who care what their childeren look like. Only superficial people do.
seitan-on-a-stick
The editors of Queerty are as Shallow and Incendiary as the Gossip-mongers they so cherish and too afraid to show their skittish asses in the gay press so go celebrity baby-bashing.
GGreen is obviously a racist to pull out the “White Trash” card every comment he/it/she can come across, RJ covets the tabloids as real and is paranoic beyond “National Enquirer” readership and Dairyqueen brought us back to reality.
Anti-white comments may send more Gays running from our “Uniting” Presidential hopeful but there are too many racist comments on this site to keep Gays divided. The Mccain camp knows that the “Gay Vote” can be chipped away at and racist comments will do more to damage Obama’s real chances of winning this November as you are no better than the Reverend and obviously in need of therapy. There are medications for these problems that some of y’all have.
Snoodle
Well…*cough* comments are getting nasty around here. Anyway! They’re truly adorable 🙂