holiday cheer

All The Fire Island Pines Boys Want For Christmas Is You. And Your AmEx

B. Scott isn’t the only one dishing out the Mariah Carey-penned holiday music video cheer. Firecrkr, as the gay boys behind “Party in the FIP” are calling themselves now, have unleashed “All I Want For Christmas.” It’s basically a Gap commercial. And not a single cameo from the cast of A-List: New York.

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8 Comments

  • Anthony

    Gay Stepn’Fetchits.

  • divkid

    I WAS an Athiest… Not anymore. Now I KNOW there is a Devil… And he wears a sweater (though decidedly NOT Prada).

  • Jeepers

    Pathetic fools should have their butts kicked out of NYC.

  • Qjersey

    Should have done a video of the Midnight Beast’s version, much more gay appropriate

    “XXXmas Buddies”(All I want for christmas is a f*ck buddy)

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHuDiPG4Nqk

  • Adrian Acosta

    Good for these guys spreading holiday cheer.
    somewhere in middle America a gay kid who is being bullied watched this video and started dreaming of moving to the big city.

  • divkid

    @Adrian Acosta: “…somewhere in middle America a gay kid who is being bullied watched this video and started dreaming of moving to the big city…”

    ….with an assault rifle.

  • Steve

    @Adrian Acosta:

    “somewhere in middle America a gay kid who is being bullied watched this video”

    – and began to doubt whether it really does get better.

  • divkid

    @steve
    @Adrian Acosta:

    “somewhere in middle America a gay kid who is being bullied watched this video…”

    …got sucked through the screen into a parallel universe where this kind of entertainment didn’t suck and infact was revealed to have been all along a rich futuristic hypertext revealing ultimate truths and containing a message for an end to all war, suffering, and hatred; and a way to implement universal love, along with a cure for male pattern baldness — but cunningly disguised as crass shamateurism and attention-seeking in order to keep it from our barely evolved simian brains: because we were not ready for it….
    Oh shit it really WILL get better!

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