Did you hear that?
That’s the sound of the “most fabulous gay wedding” bar clicking into place a good twelve notches higher than it was last week.
Over the weekend, RuPaul’s Drag Race fan favorite and all-around stellar queen Alyssa Edwards officiated a gay wedding.
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A gay cowboy wedding.
A sparkly gay cowboy wedding.
A sparkly gay space cowboy wedding.
Robbie Richard and Neil Marek, fashion designers from Dallas, got hitched on December 16th.
Y’all ever been to a gay wedding with a space cowboy theme officiated by @AlyssaEdwards_1 ?!?! WILD @Marek_Richard ??? pic.twitter.com/ev2vwpm4bh
— Bhaddie Dhaddy (@ChristianCraven) December 17, 2017
One guest shared this on Reddit:
“So my friends Robbie and Neil got married last night at a dude ranch in north Texas and Alyssa officiated it!
She popped out of a cake and everything. I wasn’t allowed to take too many photos because they were filming for Alyssa’s new show but it was honestly an extravagant evening.
Honestly the whole night was VERY gay and I lived for the whole thing. There were ponies, neon, candles, a riding bull, and it was costume mandatory so everyone turned looks.”
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tham
Yep, that’s exactly how I would think “A sparkly gay space cowboy wedding” would look like.
Well, I would have added Woodie and Buzz, but that’s me, I’m esoteric.
MikeE
That’s funny. I had a “very gay” wedding… there were two grooms, lots of LGBT people in the hall… and nary a spec of gold or silver lamé to be seen for miles. There were no bikini-clad gogo boys, and no drag queens popping out of cakes.
On an unrelated note: these two guys are “fashion designers”? What a horribly frightening thought.
RomanHans
Is it the end of the world? Will pigs be flying next? There’s a smart comment on Queerty!
Thanks for that, @MikeE. It’s annoying (and anti-gay, and bad writing) to say this was a “very gay” wedding. Sparkly, fine. Glam, outrageous, over the top, a sexy camp drag xxxtravaganza, fine. But using “gay” as a synonym for “effeminate” is as wrong and offensive as kids saying “That’s so gay” to mean something is stupid.
RIGay
Agreed. We had a “very gay” wedding, too. Nary a go-go boy or glitter in sight.
Not a fan of the motif or the posers, but hey, whatever floats your boat.
Of course, for anyone identified and involved, future career choices may be limited following a Google search. Kinda like all those Millennial “rite of passage” dick pics.
Crystix
I just came here to judge people and comment that its a risky business venture to be seen online living your true selves. I love self hating “closeted” queens who pretend like they don’t suck dick and the only way they can get ahead in this world is to pretend to be as boring and unbending as “straight” people.
Ya’ll look real cute judgin others “gayness.” If you learned anything about coming out of the closet it should be that we all have our own truth to live, and judging and bringing others down only hurts yourself.
Jaxton
They look like posers. There’s nothing natural or attractive about them. I would rather watch paint dry.
RIGay
[chortle]
paul092
Hey dear i was playing spider solitaire online and i got full enjoyment while playing this game which everyone should play for the enjoyment.
DCguy
Frankly, compared to the Real Housewives or people on other shows, this looks tame.