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Amar’e Stoudemire, Absentee Baller

OH SNAP — ESPN The Magazine‘s annual “The Body” issue — where athletes get naked to, uh, show off their incredible fitness? — hits shelves Oct. 8. And there’s now a reason for all you “sports bar” going gays to pick it up: Amar’e Stoudemire and the Photoshop of wonders. [photo via AllBall]

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11 Comments

  • PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS

    Wonder what his rim shot looks like……………. :p

  • CHIP1218

    He found out he was Jewish recently, and took a trip to Israel. Perhaps the moyel took off a little too much with the circumcision!

  • CHIP1218

    WTF Queerty??? My comment is flagged? Wow. Let’s dumb it down and take out any evil words:

    He took a trip to Jerusalem this summer to explore his heritage, perhaps they cut too much off!

  • Black Pegasus

    This man is phine as fuck!!

    I would love to see him walking to the bathroom in some bikini briefs…

  • Pete

    Maybe it was a cold day or the pool was cold,

  • Kieran

    Isn’t this that South African track star?

  • Michael

    Nice pool.

  • tazz602

    Never thought Amar’e had a vagina? Will wonders never cease!

  • Fitz

    I can understand that he didn’t want to flaunt his junk, but this photoshop job went WAY too far… he looks like a very fit castrato. I mean…. fine, don’t make it porn– but he is a man!

  • Ogre Magi

    I would love to get a rear view!

  • ewe

    Is that supposed to be sexy? I think it represents low self esteem.

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