American Horror Story knows when it’s about to end a season, and it charges hard to that finale. There’s so much reinvention ahead in Season Three that Horror Story can axe, incarcerate, and make insane whomever it wants. And while I still have my doubts about the alien subplot actually reaching a satisfying conclusion (as all the abducted ladies are now dead), the rest will likely not disappoint.
Here’s your recap, done with stick-figures.
Jason Sweeten is a contributing writer for Queerty. He’s looking forward to seeing how little Lana ages for the finale.
Photo: Byron Cohen/FX
JoRoss23
I love this. TY. -JoR
Dawson
No pictures of Kip in his tighty whities?