“American Horror Story” Stick-Figure Recap: Dark Cousin

American Horror Story was oddly fun this week: Lana can’t seem to get a break; Sister Mary is full-on possessed; and Sister Jude (do we still call her that?) found out that she didn’t actually kill the girl she thought she killed. This seems like a small detail that she would have picked up on, but I guess she was busy becoming a nun.

Here’s a quick breakdown of Wednesday’s episode:













Jason Sweeten is a contributing writer for Queerty. He’s excited about all the Santa happening next week.