Spoiler alert: Only one person makes it to the end of the American Horror Story season finale. Everyone else commits suicide, gets canceror is shot by Lana. It’s been a nutty a season, but I’m mostly just glad that I’ll have many months to recover from the emotional ringer that Jessica Lange’s death put me through.
So for the last time, I’ll let the stick figures take it from here:
Jason Sweeten is a contributing writer for Queerty. He enjoyed writing for you crazies.
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