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American Horror Story Stick-Figure Recap: “Spilt Milk”

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As this season of American Horror Story nears its end, the show is continuing to knock off characters like weeds. Brilliant weeds. Weeds that will come back next season as something new. But still, hack-thwak-pow to Dr. Thredson. We also learn the reasons why Lana keeps her baby. And Dylan McDermott (whose character name, Johnny Morgan, is as insignificant as the character) spends the whole episode with a hooker.

For some of the other details, stick figures will tell the story:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Jason Sweeten is a contributing writer for Queerty. He already misses Lana’s lesbian friends.

Photo: Byron Cohen/FX

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