“American Horror Story” Stick-Figure Recap: The Name Game

A baby was born this week! Two people died! Jude is basically brain dead! (Thank goodness her fried frontal cortex can conjure ridiculous Glee-like dance numbers.)

And as shocking as the final scene was—where two characters take The Cremation Express to Kaputsville—you can’t get too emotional about it. They’ll probably be reincarnated next season as ship captains, bipolar veterinarians, or maybe that little devil & angel conscience combo that yammer from your shoulder when you have to make tough decisions. Utilize them well, Mister Murphy.











 Jason Sweeten is a contributing writer for Queerty. He still can’t get The Name Game out of his head.