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Among the Reasons to Hate Homos: They Stole Rainbows, Skipping, and Lisps

Thomas Waters normally busies himself blogging about how gay the Bible is. Greg Steinick goes into full on sarcasm in explaining “Why I Hate Gay People”: they get more women than he does, they dress better than he does, they stole the rainbow and Elton John, Vin Diesel, any form of music, theatre, the color pink, Ellen DeGeneres, skipping, frolicking, and prancing, and at one time Adolph Hitler. Also: lisps. We <3 you, Greg.

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