It should come as no surprise Erik Weiner and Jordan Allen-Dutton’s anthem for heterosexuals “I’m So Straight” isn’t as catchy as, say, “I Will Survive” or even “It’s Raining Men,” because what breeder boys have in machismo they lack in memorable hooks.
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An Anthem For All The Straight Guys Out There
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Chris
I thought this was FANTASTIC! Absolutely loved it 🙂
OneOhOne
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N
“Let’s build us a dam, and catch us some beaver”
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