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An Anthem For All The Straight Guys Out There

By Max Simon September 19, 2010 at 11:09pm · 8 comments

It should come as no surprise Erik Weiner and Jordan Allen-Dutton’s anthem for heterosexuals “I’m So Straight” isn’t as catchy as, say, “I Will Survive” or even “It’s Raining Men,” because what breeder boys have in machismo they lack in memorable hooks.

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8 Comments

  • Chris

    I thought this was FANTASTIC! Absolutely loved it 🙂

    September 20, 2010 at 2:09am
  • OneOhOne

    LOVE IT! It’s IS fantastic. Approved!

    September 20, 2010 at 8:09am
  • Bob

    Loved it and the guy is cute!

    September 20, 2010 at 8:09am
  • NateB79

    This is hilarious!

    September 20, 2010 at 9:09am
  • Geoff M

    HA! Loved it!

    September 20, 2010 at 1:09pm
  • Evan

    LOL! Approved.

    September 20, 2010 at 4:09pm
  • TheJaylyne

    Haha fucking awesome

    September 21, 2010 at 10:09am
  • N

    “Let’s build us a dam, and catch us some beaver”
    Lol!

    September 23, 2010 at 9:09am

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