Oy!! “A friend and I are planning to organize a party for orthodox Jewish guys in NYC. Be 21-49, nice looking, responsible, in-shape, clean and a mensch. Discretion is the rule. Modern ortho, yeshiva guys, frum, single, married and bi are welcome. Send a reply with HONEST stats and some info, and you will get a reply with information. One word replies will be trashed. Date has not been determined, probably a Sunday in February. Everyone will be underwear or naked. No anal sex will be permitted… Kosher snacks provided.”
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GranDiva
I still dream of having sex with an orthodox rabbi. Damn you, Mandy Patinkin!
Dawster
“no anal sex will be permitted”
what? haven’t the Jewish people been through enough??
lake
Is this a sex party ad on Queerty? That is disgusting!
Amber LeMay
Hear! Hear!! I agree. It IS disgusting! It’s disgusting because I’m not 21-49, nice looking, responsible, in-shape, clean nor a mensch. Discretion? Humph!
hells kitchen guy
i have seen some Orthodox Jewish guys who were hot – not that many, but some (especially the redheads w/blue eyes – lethal combination!). Kind of a fantasy for me, I guess.
Erick
Well, they are really getting their groove on arent they?
And Lake, you are not big on sarcasm. Right?
Bitch Republic
The first guy I ever had sex with was a hot 22-year-old orthodox rabbi. I didn’t know you could be a rabbi at only 22… but there he was. He was kinda sweaty from wearing all those layers of clothes, but had a hot body though.
Bitch Republic
That rabbi I had sex with wouldn’t do anal, either. 🙁 Just lots of hot oral and frottage. He was quite good.
Paul Raposo
What are a mensch and a frum?
Bitch Republic
“frum” means devout and a “mensch” is like a hip dude… or as Wikipedia describes it: “A ‘mensch’ is a particularly good person, like ‘a stand-up guy.'”
Paul Raposo
Thanks, BR. Why do Jews have all the cool slang?
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