Politico Loves A Fabulous Pile-On!

And Karl Rove Isn’t Gay?

Vanity Fair features Bush brain Karl Rove’s Proust Questionnaire in this month’s issue. We’re particularly struck by some particularly suspect answers:

Q: What is the trait you most deplore in others?
A: Not being authentic.

Q: Which words or phrases do you most overuse?
A: “Fabulous!” After that, “Look … ” followed by an explanation.

Q: Which talent would you most like to have?
A: To play a musical instrument or sing worth a darn.

Q: What is your motto?
A: I like the one that used to be the motto on the unit coin of the 11th Armored Cavalry Regiment, the Blackhorse: “Be prepared! Find the bastards. And pile on!”


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  • todd

    Just another wide-stance Rethuglican. Isn’t Bush supposed to be lovers with the Ambassador of Poland, who bears a striking resemblence to Rove?

  • Tintin Malfoy

    I’ve always got a creepy closet case vibe from Mr. Rove. When he left the White House to spend more time with his family, my first reaction was, he’s married?

  • Peterson Toscano

    Do I have to call Karl my sister???

  • Alan down in Florida

    He might have learned that at the knew of his gay stepdaddy. And Todd is correct – the two were cheerleaders together at Yale and we all know about the study on the sexual orientation of male college cheerleaders. After all, we read it on Queerty and Outsports.

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