And The Award For Absurdity Goes To…

We thought reality television had reached the pinnacle of its dizzying, doltish heights when that production crew really infected an Amazonian village with the flu, thus killing three children.

But we should have known to never underestimate Hollywood, where it seems the only unbreakable law is gravity.

Now, rather than simply feeding the zeitgeist poison, the entertainment business will also be awarding those whose efforts best shrivel culture.