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And Then Anderson Cooper Covered His Finger In Brown Sludge

I counted at least six phallic symbols, from vacuums to hoses, in this single 360 report on the oil spill last night, where Louisiana Gov. Bobby Jindal demonstrated his sucking technique. And then Anderson Cooper inserted his finger into the Gulf’s waters, covering a digit with brown ooze, and thus providing the opening sequence for the remix of the remix to Martin Ssempa’s “Eat Da Poo Poo.”