I counted at least six phallic symbols, from vacuums to hoses, in this single 360 report on the oil spill last night, where Louisiana Gov. Bobby Jindal demonstrated his sucking technique. And then Anderson Cooper inserted his finger into the Gulf’s waters, covering a digit with brown ooze, and thus providing the opening sequence for the remix of the remix to Martin Ssempa’s “Eat Da Poo Poo.”
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And Then Anderson Cooper Covered His Finger In Brown Sludge
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dvlaries
Okay. The morning goods may suck as often as not, but yes, you guys know how to make a headline that’ll make us click.
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christopher di spirito
I’ve been a huge critic of Anderson Cooper for years but, he’s provided excellent news coverage of the Gulf oil disaster and redeemed himself to me.
I don’t care where he sticks his finger. Just keep reporting on the biggest environmental and ecological story of our lifetime.
Cal
The other night Anderson was standing in front of this model of the pipe leaking all of the oil and it made it look like he had a giant, curved, silver erection.
Having added my own juvenile observation to this fun little post, I have to agree with Christopher, Anderson’s kicking ass and taking names in NOLA.