And Who Will Sing for Barack and Michelle’s First Inaugural Dance?

Some dance-crazy vixen named Beyonce. Mrs. Jay-Z will sing for the First Couple’s first dance as president and first lady, though organizers won’t say which song she’ll perform; “It is our hope that we can keep the song secret until the moment,” says a spokeswoman. (We’ve got a feeling it’s not “Single Ladies (Put a Ring On It),” unless she cleverly swaps out some lyrics.) After Beyonce takes the stage, performances by her husband,, Mariah Carey, Alicia Keys, Shakira, Sting, Faith Hill, Mary J. Blige, Stevie Wonder, and Maroon 5 will commence. [AP]