Well, if this isn’t the set-up to a porno, I don’t know what is. CNN’s Anderson Cooper challenges god-like superman Michael Phelps to a (severely handicapped) race for you know, fun and/or an excuse to get Phelps in his Speedo. It’s a win-win for us, as we get to see both the Coop and Man-Fish in swim trunks, together and while Phelps kicks Anderson’s ass in the race, we have a feeling that Coop’s pretty sure he’s the real winner.
Anderson Cooper Bares His Brawn
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Wow, his hair is still perfect after coming back out of the water,
Joe Moag
What’s with Cooper’s old man walking shorts? He needed to use a thong.
ggreen
After watching that I keep hearing “Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeerâ€.
Ginney
Wow! CIN keeps their agents fit. I guess they have too, today Mumbay, tomorrow Turkey and who knows what next week might bring? Maybe the management?
James in BCN
Don’t hate, babes, the Silver Fox is looking great…and a helluva lot more attractive than Phelps.
Alan down in Florida
I agree with Joe Moag. Anderson’s boyfriend should buy him some more form flattering swimwear.
Nitesurf
Anderson’s too shy to even dance on camera, there’s no way he’s going to show up in a speedo.
averageguy40
Michael Phelps is adorable!
ryan
That was cute.
Leland Frances
“On this anniversary of Stonewall, I ask my gay sisters and brothers to make the commitment to fight. For themselves, for their freedom, for their country … We will not win our rights by staying quietly in our closets … We are coming out to fight the lies, the myths, the distortions. We are coming out to tell the truths about gays, for I am tired of the conspiracy of silence, so I’m going to talk about it. And I want you to talk about it. You must come out.†– Harvey Milk, Gay PRIDE speech, June 1978.
“If a bullet should enter my brain let that bullet destroy every closet door.” – Harvey Milk, audio will.
Uh, Mr. Cooper, Mr. Milk did his part…..
Liberace
Hard to say which one is more nelly.
Smartypants
Well I’m just impressed that AC managed to maintain eye contact with Phelps throughout the interview. He didn’t check him out at all…at least while the camera was rolling.
Psychofag
Well…I have seen hotter men than AC and Phelps…so there
adzomelk
@Psychofag: well i havent this is one duo i would LOVE to stumble upon in the showers andersons old man shorts & all
oooops!
Puddy Katz
Phelp’s sex appeal is his sweet personality…that and everything else about him.
Puddy Katz
I understand Phelp’s sex appeal, especially in those speedos but how could Anderson put up with the whole “God Hates Fats” thing?
Rigato
Er…Phelps…use that gold to check yourself into an orthodontist. Maybe pay for some BRACES on those damn ugly teeth.
Anderson…you need to get out of those stuffy suits baby! RAWR!
Leland Frances
Hey, Anderson, you’re STILL a cocksucking COWARD. Literally. What do we have to do to get you to grow some balls: raise Harvey Milk from the dead and have his brains blown out AGAIN?
“If a bullet should enter my brain let that bullet destroy every closet door.” – Harvey Milk, audio will.
“On this anniversary of Stonewall, I ask my gay sisters and brothers to make the commitment to fight. For themselves, for their freedom, for their country … We will not win our rights by staying quietly in our closets … We are coming out to fight the lies, the myths, the distortions. We are coming out to tell the truths about gays, for I am tired of the conspiracy of silence, so I’m going to talk about it. And I want you to talk about it. You must come out.†– Harvey Milk, Gay PRIDE speech, June 1978.
Rigato
Lay off, Leland Frances and the people whining about how the beloved Silver Fox wont come out.
Um, people…there is still the possibility that Cooper is ya know, not gay? Have you guys personally seen him having sex with a man? Have you seen him kiss a man? Have you seen him leering at other men or cruising gay bars?
What was that…a NO I hear?
Leave the poor man alone. If he is gay, that’s his damn business. If he’s not, fine, that’s his damn business. Quit poking cameras into his proverbial bedroom.
Puddy Katz
Does anyone else have the feelng that if Leland were in charge some of us would be put in re-education camps?
Juanita de Talmas
Have you guys personally seen him having sex with a man? Have you seen him kiss a man? Have you seen him leering at other men or cruising gay bars?
No, but he dated a MALE friend of mine.