Anderson Cooper Hates His Inner Fan-Girl


“It’s like waiting for, like, Madonna tickets or something. It was … kind of pathetic.” —CNN news anchor and starry-eyed closet case Anderson Cooper describing our elected officials beating their way to President Obama for handshakes after he addressed Congress. … “What’s really pathetic is that Anderson Cooper apparently doesn’t share my enthusiasm for participating in such a historic and wonderful celebration of American democracy. I am sorry he is so jaded.” —New York’s 10-term Rep. Eliot Engel [NYDN]