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Anderson Cooper Versus Adam Levine: Who’s Hotter?

eye-candy-anderson-cooper-101Stop the presses, we have breaking Anderson Cooper news! The news hunk has pointed out on his show that Adam Levine (rhymes with queen) now kind of looks like Anderson. That’s thanks to Levine’s new platinum dye job, which lends him a certain Targaryen air and also resembles, somewhat, Cooper’s silver-fox style.

“I don’t know why I did it, but it feels right,” Levine said of his new color, or lack thereof.

Apparently lots of Twitter users thinks that Cooper and Levine look similar now. Kind of, sort of, maybe, if you squint? The differences are many, starting with the fact that Cooper has white hair and Levine is now blond. But the two colors are kind of close, right? Perhaps Levine and Cooper will join forces to resurrect the treasured ’70s disco sensation Blonde on Blonde. (Hint: they will not.)

Anderson has now taken to the airwaves to point out a few differences. For the sake of comparison, he says, Levine was on the cover of People magazine, while Cooper was on the cover of WebMD magazine. The most shocking thing about this is that there is a WebMD magazine. Because hypochondriacs need something to read on airplanes too.

Cooper’s CNN segment about the scandal includes evidence that he’s more frequently mistaken for Wolf Blitzer than anyone else. He concludes by flipping off the camera and muttering, “fuck you.” Really.

On:           May 8, 2014
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    • Dakotahgeo

      Anderson Cooper by two country miles!

      May 8, 2014 at 1:06 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Desert Boy

      Anderson Cooper looks like a lab rat. I was shocked to learn he’s under 60 years of age. I know the fan boys love him but I don’t get it.

      Adan Levine is hot but he has too much ink. He’s a vocal supporter of the gay community and he makes good music.

      May 8, 2014 at 1:34 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • sanfranca1

      AC hands down.

      May 8, 2014 at 1:46 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • uruz422

      Totally Adam, but not with blonde hair!

      May 8, 2014 at 2:03 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • tardis

      I think white hair is sexy. I’ll go with Cooper on this one.

      May 8, 2014 at 2:14 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Merv

      Not the one who’s disfigured his skin with acres of tattoos.

      May 8, 2014 at 2:23 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Niall

      You’re joking right? I’ll give you a clue- it’s not the one whose singing voice sounds like what i imagined a castrated chipmunk eunuch would sound like.

      May 8, 2014 at 2:28 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Billy Budd

      Cooper is WAY hotter.

      May 8, 2014 at 2:43 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • barkomatic

      If Adam Levine hadn’t bleached his hair to a platinum blond he would have been the hottest hands down. He’s still the hottest of the two, but the hair certainly closed the gap quite a bit.

      May 8, 2014 at 4:47 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • James Hart

      Adam Levine by light years!

      May 8, 2014 at 5:38 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • NG22

      Anderson, of course. He’s unbelievably handsome and smart. He has a great personality, unlike Adam–who can be a bit of an arrogant dick. Speaking of dick, Anderson likes it. The fact that AC is gay alone gives him an insurmountable lead. I’m tired of pining after pretty, feminine straight guys. I find gay men sexy.

      May 8, 2014 at 8:52 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • DickieJohnson

      AC! AC! AC! By a longshot! Cooper’s looks, wit, and personality send him way out ahead in this contest! Levine’s overt, but feeble, attempt at imitation is, well…Pffft!

      May 8, 2014 at 11:44 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • coffeeaugur

      I’ll pass on both.

      May 9, 2014 at 12:03 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Captain Obvious

      Anderson any day of the week. Also that gross blonde hair on Levine made me want to vomit and his faux personality does too.

      Anderson is real. Even when he was “closeted” he was still real(and we all knew he was gay anyway).

      May 9, 2014 at 4:59 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • TheNewEnergyDude

      Who’s hotter? Jesus…that’s *tough*.

      Levine is an absolutely beautiful man, tho…even with all those nasty tats. The only man I’ve seen where the tats don’t matter.

      May 9, 2014 at 9:42 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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